Wednesday, February 25, 2026

ALIENS AND SO FORTH ROUND-UP 030

Luvverly aliens and so forth for ye today, guv.

the Freaks


Silver Streak, investigating a series of mysterious murders, follows a lead to the aptly-named Fantasy Isle in the Pacific Ocean. 



The inhabitants of Fantasy Isle probably don't refer to themselves as "the Freaks" but as that is the only thing that they are called in-story I suppose that we must go with it. They are a heterogeneous collection of humanoid who have isolated themselves from the world, presumably due to the threat of persecution, which would make them fairly sympathetic characters if a) they didn't routinely sink passing ships and imprison their crew in deep dank dungeons, and b) their king didn't respond to the threat of exposure by attempting to destroy the entirety of North America.



As so often happens when a nonhuman group threatens the lives of a human one, the Silver Streak's solution involves mass murder, in this case by dumping the entire population into the ocean. One can only hope that a few of them made it, for anti-genocide reasons.




It's hard to tell if the Freaks are supposed to be one species with several different morphologies or several different small populations banding together for mutual benefit. Either way, there are a few recurring types. From top to bottom we have: imp type, weird bird man type, tentacle man type and suction cup lizard man type. The king and that three-eyed guy seem to be unique, but maybe there are more of them lurking around in the shadows. (Silver Streak Comics 007, 1941) 

Gargantuans:


The Gargantuans are military expansionists who you expect to be big but are in fact regular sized. Instead, they are at or close to the maximum number of facial affectations that an alien species can have, including green skin covered in little spines, antennae, big pointy ears, fangs, a skeleton nose, satanic eyebrows and in the case of their leader Lobar a matching goatee and mustache.

The Gargantuans come very close to destroying Earth's space fleet and turning the planet into a military base, until Lobar makes the mistake of bringing Cosmic Carson onto his flagship and getting within reach of his Earthman fists. (Big 3 001, 1940) 

Mercurians:



The Red Panther is helping his pal Toni Beltan test her orbital Stratoplane when it goes haywire and rockets them to Mercury. There, they encounter two types of Mercurians: the Giant Mercurians, who wear cool heat-resistant armour that kind of makes them look like beetles and are enslaved by the Surface Mercurians, big-headed imps who are led by a fellow named Kogh and are frankly assholes.




Kogh has the Red Panther and Toni tossed in a hole to be devoured by the giant bats of Sub-Mercury, only to unexpectedly benefit when the bats all end up dead at the barrel of the Panther's Atomic converter, thus opening the riches of the underground to exploitation by the resource-poor Surface Mercurians. To his credit, Kogh then has enough grace to allow the duo to return home. (Jungle Comics 010, 1940)

Giants:




One of the lost sci-fi tropes is that of the typical kind of humanoid life that you'd find on each planet of the Solar System. Mercury is hot so you get fire guys or other heat-adapted species there; Venus is either a giant swamp or a "primitive" planet so you get a lot of semi-aquatic lizard guys there etc etc. This is all to say that you don't get 'em any more but because Jupiter is a great big planet one of the standard kinds of Jovians you would see in sci-fi is the giant humanoid, like these fellows, who are conveniently and simply called Giants.



Golo, ruler of the Giants, has succumbed to arrogance and issued a challenge to the rest of the Solar System to meet his Giant army in personal combat, seemingly as a precursor to a campaign of wholesale conquest. His challenge is met by the Red Comet, who, despite Golo's initial disbelief, is able to employ his nigh-limitless power to grow extra-huge and lay waste to the Giant forces.


Golo himself gets away pretty lightly with a mere bop on the snoot for his hubris. Hopefully the hundreds of dead soldiers outside of his palace are enough of a lesson in humility to curb his warlike instincts in the future. (Planet Comics 003, 1940)

Tuesday, February 24, 2026

MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 929: THE BEAU

(Silver Streak Comics 010, 1941) 

The Beau is a piratical figure who uses his uncanny resemblance to the heroic Pirate Prince to take over the latter's ship and make off with all the treasure he had gathered in order to buy slaves and set them free. Although his motivation seems to be 100% loot and 0% perpetuation of slavery I suppose that we must consider the impact of his theft on others and give him a few more Evil Points for his deeds.  


The Beau makes the interesting decision to adopt a very adversarial and abusive relationship with the Pirate Prince's crew, rather than for instance, playing things cool and making up a believable lie about taking the treasure to be cleaned. They are therefore quite receptive when the real Pirate Prince, disguised as the Beau, shows up to challenge his rival to a duel to the death. In conclusion, a bad plan, poorly executed, but I like the name and you know I love a pirate.

Categorized in: Fraud (Heroic Impostors)Origin (Villains of the Past), Theft (Piracy)

Monday, February 23, 2026

MINOR SUPER-HERO ROUND-UP 079

Look anywhere and you won't find finer minor super-heroes. That's our guarantee!

Dickie Dean, Boy Inventor **UPDATE**

Dickie Dean, Boy Inventor, continues to live up to his moniker and churn out the boy inventions in 1941. Some highlights:

- several different models of remote controlled robot

- an autopilot for ships

-a code-breaking machine

- a device for viewing the past

- force rays

- a drilling machine

- a rope that is attracted to hair

- indestructible metal

- an invisibility device

- both a lightning cannon and a means of making natural lightning strike at specific targets 

- an oil detector

- a vertigo ray 


To facilitate his boundless inventive genius, in Silver Streak Comics 015 Dickie salvages a bunch of treasure from the ocean floor and uses it to build and staff a laboratory complex with one security guard and such features as a huge uncovered pit of lye. The plot potential is enormous.

This actually happened in Silver Streak Comics 006 in 1940 but I neglected to note it: Dickie Dean no longer lives in the real New Castle, Pennsylvania but the fictional Castleton, presumably also Pennsylvania. This also prompts him to change the "N" on his shirt to a "C". For about five issues until someone forgot, that is. 

Categorized in: Accessories (Various), Location (Castleton, Pennsylvania)

the Daredevil II:



After the second engagement between the Claw and the Daredevil in their ongoing battle for the future of the United States (watch this space), the Claw ends up in jail, unable to use his powers and one week away from execution. This, reasons Daredevil, is the perfect time to go fishing in the South Seas. And as soon as he leaves the Claw breaks jail and threatens the sovereignty of the nation once more. This is just basic narrative causality, friends.

The Claw then has a series of triumphs, culminating in him capturing and killing what appears to be the Daredevil! It's an ignominious end for the hero, so it's a good thing that it wasn't really him: the dead Daredevil turns out to be the original's never-before-seen-or-mentioned, unnamed brother, who tried to stand in for his sibling in his absence despite not having been raised by boomerangs or whatever Daredevil's current origin is, and paid the ultimate price for it. 

"Daredevil II" Hill is not only never given a first name but is never mentioned and certainly never mourned after the above panel. It's very sad, really. (Silver Streak Comics 009, 1941)

Categorized in: Catalogue of Wounds, Origins (Legacy Characters)

Secret Agent X-101

Secret Agent X-101 is actually newspaper publisher Bart Benson of the Daily Record, and while he doesn't bring anything too unique to the secret agent comics genre in his two appearances he is the first example I am aware of of the secret agent/ civilian life divide being treated like a super-hero and their secret identity, so that's something. (Silver Streak Comics 008, 1941)

Categorized in: Day Job (Newspaper Publisher), Profession (Espionage), Team Membership (US Secret Service)

the Pirate Prince


A pompadoured pirate captain who, along with a crew of lovable rogues named things like Merry, Flip and Gilly, battles against the slave trade and other sea-borne evils of the Age of Sail. Given that he robs Jean Lafitte of his ill-gotten booty in his first appearance, I'd wager that he operates somewhere around 1810 CE or so. 

While this strip is pretty consistent in its anti-slavery, pro brotherhood-of-man stance, it is also a 1940s comic, so it features quite a lot of comic relief racial humour. It's a real mixed message! (Silver Streak Comics 007, 1941)

Categorized in: Origin (Heroes of the Past), Profession (Pirate), Royalty (Princes)

Sunday, February 22, 2026

CATALOGUE OF WOUNDS 005

More wounds for the Catalogue of Wounds!

Ace of Space:

Shot in the left arm during an attempted skyjacking. (Feature Comics 041, 1941)

the Black Hood:


As part of Kip Burland's journey to masked vigilantism he gets shot all to hell and back by the Skull's minions. The shots we can see happening are all hitting him in the torso, and according to his hermit mentor there were at least eight of them. Sheesh. (Top-Notch Comics 009, 1940)

Chic Carter:


Chic takes a bullet to his right arm while contending with the Phantom's very satanic boss. (Smash Comics 015, 1941)

the Comet:


Shot in the left shoulder by a gun-wielding member of an angry mob that is after him. (Pep Comics 004, 1940)

the Fox:

Severely whipped and beaten by the Night Riders during his origin. (Blue Ribbon Comics 004, 1940)

Galahad



Takes a sword blow meant for King Arthur, and while all these bullet wounds and so forth can get a little abstracted, this is a real overhand chop that has to be threatening to hit his lung. Galahad only survives due to Merlin's magical intervention. (Top-Notch Comics 008, 1940)

the Green Falcon:

Takes an arrow to the left shoulder. (Blue Ribbon Comics 013, 1941)

the Shadow:



Shot in the left arm by Zevox, aka the Head. (Shadow Comics v1 004, 1940)


The Shadow's left arm can't get a break, as a few issues later it gets a throwing knife to the shoulder. (Shadow Comics v1 007, 1940)

the Spider:


I don't know the precise number of times the Spider is shot here while tanking bullets to scare a gang but it sure is enough to impress his doctor. (Crack Comics 007, 1940)


A year later, the Spider gets near-fatally shot in the chest by the Crow. (Crack Comics 018, 1941)

Whiz, King of Falcons


Silver Streak's animal companion Whiz is struck in the bird-shoulder by a machine gun round. (Silver Streak Comics 010, 1941)

Saturday, February 21, 2026

MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 928: THE DOMINO

(Silver Streak Comics 009, 1941)

Dominic Leonetti, aka the Domino, is a nightclub owner/gang boss with what I would call a moderate commitment to his chosen theme. Sure, he plays a game of dominoes with his victims before killing them, and sure he leaves a domino in the hand of whoever he kills, but where's the domino tie pin or domino-handled knife or even that old standard the domino mask? Even his nightclub is called the Red Rouse, which is so much not a domino term that it doesn't seem to mean anything. Call it the Red Pip!


The Domino's attempt to murder his underling Chick Biro is foiled when it turns out that Biro has been replaced by Presto Martin and that Martin is wearing a bulletproof vest (and this has officially happened often enough that the crooks in Martin's version of NYC should be headshot-only at this point). The gang manages to escape thanks to Martin's bumbling assistant Sergeant Murphy, but they have to take it on the lam.

Being on the run means that the Domino is unable to run his nightclub, to which he objects. What, I ask you, is the most logical and straightforward way for him to get back to his preferred lifestyle? All answers are wrong because what Leonetti decides to do is start killing cops in alphabetical order (leaving a domino behind so that the police can be sure it's him), with the explicit threat that the killings will continue until the charges against him are dropped and he is left alone. Is this the least thought-out plan in comics history? It's certainly the worst one that I personally can think of.

Presto Martin solves this problem like he solves all problems: by dressing up like the Domino's next most probably victim and tanking a tommy gun clip thanks to his presumably magical bulletproof vest. A few well-placed bullets drives the gang's car off the road, followed by a few well-placed punches to send them to sleep, and the reign of the Domino is over.

Categorized in: Activities (Games), Day Job (Nightclub Owner), Location (NYC)

ALIENS AND SO FORTH ROUND-UP 030

Luvverly aliens and so forth for ye today, guv. the Freaks :  Silver Streak, investigating a series of mysterious murders, follows a lead t...