MEDIA IN COMICS 001

I've often mentioned how comics as a medium has a grand tradition of not using the real names for people (see about half the entries in our collection of Real Folk in comics) places (see the grand list of fictional countries on every continent of our list of Locations) and things, so I hope that it won't surprise you when I say that they make up all the media, too. And since I have a big list of all the made-up books, newspaper columns, stage shows and movies sitting around already I figured I should share.

Movies:

Lover Mine (Funny Picture Stories v2 005, 1938)

Flying Cadets, Colossal Pictures, stunts by the Four Aces (The Funnies 021, 1938)

Star-Dust (Funny Picture Stories v3 002, 1939)

War Eagles, Colossal Studios (Keen Detective Funnies v2 006, 1939)

Pilots All, Mammoth Film Company (Keen Detective Funnies v2 010, 1939)

The Mystery of the Creeping Spook, Superbo Pictures (Keen Detective Funnies v2 011, 1939)

White Goddess (Funny Pages v3 008 1939) 

Newspaper Columns:

"On Broadway" by Walt "Bob Phantom" Whitney. (Blue Ribbon Comics 002, 1939)

Plays:

"Murder for Breakfast", starring Kay Kenyon, one of Presto Martin's many Hollywood friends. (Silver Streak Comics 010, 1941)

Songs:

"Boogie-Woogie Blast" (Champion Comics 002, 1939)

MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 932: THE GHOST OF THE DOMINO

(Silver Streak Comics 011, 1941)

The Domino is dead! All those murders he did and more importantly admitted to when he was trying to extort the NYPD have caught up to him via the electric chair, and all of New York breathes easier.

Not for long, however, as the various witnesses at the Domino's trial, and particularly the members of his own gang who turned state's evidence, begin turning up dead with a domino - that has the Domino's fingerprints on it! -  in their hands. Rumours that the ghost of the Domino has returned for revenge start flying around the underworld.

And to top it all off, the Domino's grave turns out to be empty!

Now, the seemingly dead gangster returned from the dead to get revenge is a common enough trope that we can lay out the possible ways it might have happened with ease:

1. the Domino's death was faked and the "body" smuggled out for "revival" elsewhere

2. the Domino really dies and his body was collected by an unscrupulous scientist for revival or brain transplant, etc.

3. the Domino's body was stolen and he is being impersonated, possibly by a secret identical twin

4. it's actually the Domino's ghost

Feel free to place a small bet on which of these comics-accurate options is the case here.

Answer: it's option 3! The Ghost of the Domino is in fact Pete Poulos, one of the Domino's former lieutenants, who has faked his old boss' return and done all of the seeming revenge killings as a smokescreen for his true goal: to eliminate all the other former members of the Domino gang who know where their old boss' money is hidden.

As per usual, a combination of facial disguises and a bulletproof vest carries the day for Presto Martin, and the Ghost of the Domino is sent to replace the original in prison (and possibly the grave).

Categorized in: Accessories (Calling Cards), Activities (Dominoes), Fraud (Fake Ghosts)

DEMONIC ROUND-UP 004

Look out! It's the hordes of Hell!

Storm-Demon: 

Summoned by the evil magic-user Trug to destroy Ibis the Invincible and Taia, the Storm-Demon proves to be no match for the god Osiris, summoned by Ibis in self defense. Really appreciate the route one, "guy made out of storm clouds," aesthetic of this fellow. (Whiz Comics 016, 1941)

She-Devil:

Despite the failure of his first demonic minion, Trug employs this She-Devil to lay in wait for Ibis and Taia along the path to his lair. I sincerely hope that this actually is a demon and not just a magically disguised fist-fightin' lady hired by Trug to beat the tar out of them, because while Ibis is completely fooled by the "lady in distress" act, Taia is not so trusting and uses the Ibistick to light her up. (Whiz Comics 017, 1941)

Unnamed Demon: 

This unnamed demon, summoned by villainous magician the Half-Man as a weapon of mass destruction against his country's enemies, is a bit generic but not every demon needs to be a star. Much more interesting is the Ancient Egyptian-themed being summoned by Taia to counter it. Just what is his deal and where did he get that cool flail? (Whiz Comics 024, 1941)

Lucifer: 

Though this version of Lucifer buys souls, lives in a place alternately called "Hades" and "the Inferno" and is, you know, named Lucifer, the text consistently refers to him as a "genii" rather than a demon. Who knows why but it's a fact. 

Never seen, this Lucifer has already bought the Claw's soul at some point in the past and now lends him further power so that he can make one last attempt at destroying Daredevil. Why do this seemingly for free? Perhaps removing Daredevil from the playing field, rather than helping the Claw, is the goal. Or maybe Lucifer is just nice! 

The Claw does not in fact manage to defeat Daredevil and is thereafter confined to the continent of Asia for his failure. For, like, one issue. (Silver Streak Comics 011, 1941) 

Lucifer's Minions: 

In addition to the draconic Guard of the Gate of the Inferno above, Lucifer supplies the Claw with a variety of demonic beings to help him in his quest. A brief rundown: 

Winged Beasts!

Poison-Fanged Eagle-Men! 

The Three-Headed Dragon! 

Gigantic Snakes! (these ones are my favourites)

And a general demonic rabble that includes a few of the types we saw before but more importantly that cool caveman-demon!

Ultimately, the forces of Hades prove no match for Daredevil and his boomerang. Most of them end up buried under an avalanche, and while my RPG-influenced mind assumes that that means that they are all then banished back to Hell it's entirely possible that they are just dead. (Silver Streak Comics 011, 1941)

MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 931: THE HEATER

(Silver Streak Comics 010, 1941)

Having so recently weathered the cold-based threat of the Wingers, the US aviation community is now faced with another elemental enemy in the form of the Heater, a mysterious plane that is attacking aircraft with a heat ray. Cloud Curtis, self-appointed defender of the airways, is of course keenly interested in this development.

Unlike the Wingers, the Heater's motivations are never explored. They could be spies, territorial smugglers, extortionists like their predecessors, any number of things. And yes: despite being a group of at least four men they are called the Heater singular, probably because it is the plane that is being referred to rather than the gang inside of it.

Cloud Curtis' first attempt to stop the Heater is stymied when they melt the grappling arms right off of his Golden Bullet. This marks the second out of two times that his signature move (grab ahold of a plane and then personally board it and punch everyone out) has been stymied by these uncouth plane gangs.

Thankfully for Curtis and the other denizens of the skies, while he was trading bullets for heat ray blasts his ally Pop Whistler was back at their home base inventing a new type of plastic that not is only heatproof but reflects heat back at its source. Once the Golden Bullet is coated in this material it is a simple matter of engaging the Heater in another dogfight and they are soon treated to a dose of their own incendiary medicine.

Categorized in: Accessories (Aircraft & Rays), Elements (Fire), Murder

SUPERCUT: MARTHAS

Batman vs Superman: Dawn of Justice came out ten whole years ago but I am still stuck on the "their moms were both named Martha!" thing and will be for the rest of my existence. So: here are all the super-heroes whose mothers are named Martha, as I encounter them.

Dickie Dean, Boy Inventor: 

Dickie Dean, Boy Inventor's mother's name is Martha. (Silver Streak Comics 008, 1941)

MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 930: THE BLACK DRAGON

(Silver Streak Comics 010, 1941)

Here's the thing about the Black Dragon: though he looms large in the early adventures of Captain Battle and is a key player in the origin of Hale Battle, he doesn't personally do that much villainy.

So just what is the Black Dragon's deal? Well, he's a magic using tyrant who lives in a secret castle in some unspecified Asian mountains, and he's the secret mastermind behind the Axis Axian Powers, making him the guy behind WWII! Like I said above: he doesn't personally get his hands dirty.

So what kind of evil does the Black Dragon get up to? Mostly he captures people and turns them into monsters with his fell majicks, such as when he attempts to do so to Captain Battle, above. This attempt fails because the Black Dragon fails to think to take his prisoner's iconic jet pack away.

In his second appearance, in Silver Streak Comics 011, the Black Dragon captures Captain Battle's assistant Jane Lorrain and offers her the creep villain's choice of becoming his queen or being transformed into a monster. He then attempts to take on Captain Battle in hand-to-hand combat and is quickly disabused of any illusions he might have had about his martial prowess. 

The reason that the Black Dragon is so personally unimpressive as a villain is that all of his important evil works are done by Deaglos, giant bird-men that he makes out of captives. Monstrous humanoid mutates are nothing new in comics even this early in their history, but the Deaglos have one very cool feature that almost feels like it comes from a Vertigo-era New Weird comic: they are created using the spirits of the extinct dodo and so are immune to death.

(the Deaglos also have field commanders referred to a "your cluckness," which is very fun)

By Silver Streak Comics 012: Captain Battle gets on the right page and realizes that if he cuts off the Black Dragon from his Deaglo supply he will have little to no ability to do evil. Plus the Deaglos are technically also victims, so his prior solutions of horrifically melting them with his dissolvo ray or using their inexplicable vulnerability to radio waves to kill them all are no very heroic acts. Accordingly, he brews up a "de-witcher solution" and applies it to a captive Deaglo, restoring him to his human form of Major Ling Fu.

Captain Battle and the Major then go on to blast all the other Deaglos with the de-witcher, which coincidentally places a hostile force within the very walls of the Black Dragon's fortress (this is where Hale Battle comes from).

In his final act as a super-villain, the Black Dragon responds to this invasion by making what is probably the funniest evil exit of the Golden Age. "Ha Ha-Haaaaaa!" *strikes evil pose* *sinks into floor* *is never seen again*. I can't endorse the whole thing where he started World War Two, but this exit really engenders a lot of affection for the guy in my heart.

Categorized in: Animals (Dragons), Henchmen (Deaglos), Supercrime (Attempted World Conquest) 

MINOR SUPER-HERO ROUND-UP 080

It's a sidekick-heavy brew this time, chums.

the Silver Streak **UPDATE**:

It's been a gradual thing but the Silver Streak has been getting closer and closer to not just going real fast and jumping far but actually flying. I don't know if you can actually pinpoint the moment he made the transition but he is definitely on the "is flying" side of the equation by Silver Streak Comics 010, 1941. 

Mercury:

Although Whiz, King of Falcons is an exemplary sidekick to the Silver Streak, comic books are nothing if not prone to trends, and the trend for 1941 was for super-heroes to get kid sidekicks. And although there is only so much you can do to stand out among an army of gee-whillikering blonde boys, Mercury, aka the Boy Streak, aka Mickey O'Toole, does have a couple of aspects worth highlighting:

The first of these things is his origin story. Mickey O'Toole is the appropriately hard-hitting son of the late boxer Slugger O'Toole, who was murdered mid-match because he wouldn't take a dive. Mickey now shines shoes in order to provide for his widowed mother and disabled sister Mary. A sad tale indeed.

The remarkable thing about Mickey's sad backstory and struggling family the fact that it and they never come up again. Mickey starts hanging out with the Silver Streak and his family woes go right out the window. There's even a hint at the end of his debut appearance that he will get the chance to bring the man who killed his father to justice, but writing duties on "Silver Streak" transfer from Bob Wood to Don Rico with the probably-pseudonymous Rex Richards in between and Mercury's backstory gets lost in the shuffle.

The second thing to note about Mercury is the origin of his powers: Silver Streak gives him a shot of secret super juice. Not anything to write home about in and of itself - every third super-hero is on some sort of serum or powder or elixir, after all - but because the common knowledge about this kid is that he got his powers from a Silver Streak blood transfusion. I myself asserted this in my entry on the guy! I mean, it's not like we're out there getting the origin of the Flash wrong or something but it is an interesting example of how misinformation can become more prevalent than fact (also this kind of clears up the mysterious origin of the Silver Streak's own powers: he took the juice!) (Silver Streak Comics 011, 1941)

Meteor:

The third thing about Mercury is the fact that after two issues he is replaced by Meteor, the Boy Speed-King and no two of the half dozen nerds who care about this kind of thing can agree on whether Mercury and Meteor are the same kid with two different names or two different kids with no explanation of where the first one went or the second one came from, with the argument fr the second position boiling down to the fact that they never say that the two are the same. 

Personally, I lean toward the "one kid, two names" hypothesis, as it's slightly cleaner. Why invent a whole new kid? (Silver Streak Comics 013, 1941)

Categorized in: Elements (Mercury), Locations (Space Places), Origins (Sidekicks) 

Whiz, King of Falcons **UPDATE**: 

Whiz, King of Falcons, the Silver Streak's original sidekick, in perhaps his final appearance before he is supplanted by one or more flying kids, demonstrates the heretofore-unseen ability to talk. And to be an annoying smartass, if I'm honest. Whiz returns later on in Silver Streak's career, so it'll be interesting to see if he retains this ability. (Daredevil Comics 001, 1941) 

Captain Battle:

Captain Battle: patriotic hero, scientist, former soldier and in fact World War One veteran, in which conflict he lost his left eye. Lest we think him too old, the text is at pains to reassure us that he was in fact the youngest person to fight in the Great War, which I think is supposed to make him seem tough but mostly instills a deep horror in my being. Particularly after I looked it up and found that that would make him something like seven years old, at least until a few issues later when they clarify that he was the youngest member of the American Expeditionary Forces, making him a comparatively venerable 12 or so.

Like many patriotic heroes there isn't a lot going on with Captain Battle beyond his love of country, but here are all of the interesting trappings of his character:

1. His assistant, Jane Lorrain: she's got a rhyming name and she'll push back on sexist language. Like many potentially interesting female supporting cast members she is pretty thoroughly sidelined once Battle gets a sidekick.

2. His patriotism. Not only is he dedicated to the defense of the US but he has sworn to only defend the US. He helps save a British fleet in his first appearance explicitly because they act as a buffer between the Axis Axian Powers and America. Presumably he would otherwise let them be destroyed. Every once in a while when he is not directly helping an American he gets kind of huffy about it.

3. His gadgets, while not unique, have very cool names, including the Curvoscope (remote viewer), the Dissolvo (death ray pistol) and the Luceflyer (jetpack). The Dissolvo is also really disgusting, as it melts its target into a quivering pile of goo. (Silver Streak Comics 010, 1941)

Captain Battle gets a couple of issues of his own comic in 1941 and for precisely one story he makes an extremely feeble attempt at having a secret identity with no consideration for the fact that a) there aren't a lot of guys running around with eye patches in any given area, which makes the usual secret id excuses appear even more ridiculous and b) Captain Battle's real name is in fact Captain Battle. "You know, I never see Captain Battle and Captain Battle in the same room together..." Ridiculous.

If I'm honest the story in question has a couple of indications that it originally starred another character and Captain Battle was a late addition, and if that is the case then the secret identity stuff is just a holdover from that. (Captain Battle Comics 001, 1941)

Categorized in: Accessories (Various), Origins (Patriotic Heroes), Origins (WWI Vets)

Hale Battle:

The prevailing trend in 1941 was for super-heroes to have sidekicks and so Captain Battle eventually gets a sidekick. But just how does he acquire a boy? Very simply! See, Battle's recurring foe the Black Dragon (tune in tomorrow for that jerk) had a thing where he turned people into giant bird-man minions called Deaglos, and the final Captain Battle/Black Dragon confrontation the surviving Deaglos were all restored to their human forms. Most of them were adult men who had lives to return to, but among them was one unclaimed boy.

Note that the boy gives his name as "Nathan Hale" and Captain Battle immediately renames him "Hale Battle." This is weird. It's a weird thing to do. Particularly as "Nathan Hale" is a very patriotic American name, which Battle should totally be into! Also note just how small this kid is. This doesn't last long, as he is definitely around the thirteen to fifteen year-old range that most Golden Age sidekicks fall into and is drawn to look more like it as time passes.

Hale Battle is among the minority of Golden Age sidekicks who aren't recruited as sidekicks but who insist upon becoming them. Not that Captain Battle puts up much resistance - once Hale gets this poor war refugee to sew him a uniform he's got the job.

Aside from these small points of interest, Hale Battle is one of the most generic sidekicks in comics. He does have a minor obsession with collecting souvenirs of his adventures, which is something I in turn enjoy writing about, but if I'm honest he approaches it without joy. It feels like an attempt to have more of a personality than a hobby. (Silver Streak Comics 012, 1941)

Categorized in: Origins (Amnesiacs), Origins (Sidekicks)