Wednesday, February 11, 2026

MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 923: PROFESSOR SKINN

(Silver Streak Comics 007, 1941)



The Skinn family is being killed off - at least seven of them have been murdered on their birthdays, leaving only the odius Mortimer Skinn, and he soon follows, despite police protection. 

Boy Inventor Dickie Dean hasn't been idle while this campaign of murder has been going on: thanks to a surveillance balloon he raised over the town for the purpose, he and his pal Zip Todd are able to track the culprit to his home. There. they learn that he is a blind beggar whom they had prevented Mortimer Skinn from beating some months prior, and that he is in fact Mortimer's brother and the sole surviving member of the Skinn clan.

Professor Skinn (unsettling name. unsettling family name) reveals that Mortimer and his other brothers attempted to kill him for his life insurance some years back but had only succeeded in blinding him and leaving him for dead. He spent at least some of the intervening time creating his frankly amazing looking cybernetic eye/helmet and planning a revenge that with the death of Mortimer is complete. And now he's ready to put his skills to use in the world of crime!



Dickie rebuffs Skinn's attempt to recruit him as a partner, so out comes the scalpel, the bone drill and the brain injection fluid, because Professor Skinn is not one to take no for an answer. Dickie Dean is promptly evilized and turned on to the benefits of a life of crime.



The new super-science criminal duo proceed to create a precious metal-attracting magnet and go ham on the town's gold supply.


Fortunately for Dickie's long-term viability as the lead character in a comic strip, Zip Todd gets himself free after days (weeks?) of imprisonment and turns the tables on Skinn thanks to some lax lab safety procedures that mean there's just vials of nitroglycerine lying around to grab. Skinn reverses the evilization procedure with a handy ray and is hauled away... FOR NOW.


(also Skinn is vulnerable to attacks on his enormous weak point, like a video game boss)

Professor Skinn returns in Silver Streak Comics 008, where he escapes prison with the help of his assistant Blubber's berserker strength. Please not that the Castleton PD saw fit to take away Skinn's helmet when they locked him up, thus rendering him blind - I'd call that cruel and unusual punishment.

Dickie, rightfully concerned about Skinn being on the loose, works on an invention that he can use to counter anything that the Professor throws at him, while Skinn does the same and then forces a confrontation by kidnapping Dickie's parents.



It's a tehnological showdown: disintegrator ray vs invisibility ray, and Dickie's invisibility gives him just enough of an edge to free his parents and destroy the disintegrator, though he himself is captured in the process.



Professor Skinn next sets out to loot Castleton again, this time with an army of remote controlled robots, but between Zip Todd (overlooked in the scuffle) leading the entirety of the Castleton PD back to his base and a still-invisible Dickie getting loose and causing a ruckus he and Blubber are ultimately forced to zipline down the mountain to freedom.

This is enough for Professor Skinn: he challenges Dickie to settle things with a war of inventions via singing telegram.



Silver Streak Comics 009: the war of inventions kicks off after both parties have had a couple of months to prepare, in a fairly horrific fashion as Professor Skinn shells the Castleton High School.



After putting some distance between them and their surviving classmates, Dickie and Zip Todd wait out the initial shelling in an impenetrable fort before sallying forth in a similarly impenetrable tank equipped with a force ray cannon. They are accompanied by a squadron of small but mighty robots to counter Skinn's own robot forces. Skinn, in addition to his mechanical infantry, has an air force comprised of trained, bomb-dropping birds, and is conducting his artillery barrage from a base concealed behind a waterfall. 

I must say that I was disappointed by Skinn's use of fairly conventional artillery, but he won me back with the robot army and sea gull air force.  



Professor Skinn is extracted from behind the waterfall when Dickie uses his force ray to bounce a few artillery shells back to their source, and then makes a bid for victory by having his birds carry off Dickie and Zip while he and Blubber steal Dickie's super tank. It all ends badly, however, as Professor Skinn and Blubber blow themselves up while trying to activate the force ray. Professor Skinn has finally joined the rest of his family in Hell.


OR HAS HE? 

No, it turns out, because Silver Streak Comics 011 features a final appearance in which he attempts to chase Dickie and his pals away from fixing up an abandoned theme park that he has been hiding out in. This is a definite step down for the Professor, from legitimate threat to Scooby-Doo villain.


Skinn's main Teen Removal tool in this issue is a very Silver Age vehicle called the Gadget Octopus that is equipped with various gag tentacles (boxing glove tentacle, kicking foot tentacle, net tentacle, kid spanking tentacle etc) as well as a fire cannon for when things get serious.

Once Dickie gets in a room with him, Professor Skinn is easily captured, as befits his fallen status. He's taken off to jail once more (hopefully with a better lawyer who can successfully argue against eye confiscation this time) and is never seen again. Did he wisely retire or did the fact that Pennsylvania - where "Dickie Dean, Boy Inventor" is plausibly set - is a death penalty state and Skinn is a multiple murderer come into play? 

Categorized in: Accessories (Various), Murder (Familicides), Origin (Blind Characters)

Tuesday, February 10, 2026

MINOR SUPER-HERO ROUND-UP 077

Please enjoy about half of the Great Comics stable of characters.  

Kangaroo Man:

The Kangaroo Man is Jack Brian, who gets his name thanks to his animal companion: Bingo, an astonishingly well-trained kangaroo. 

Jack might be a pretty standard comic book adventurer, but Bingo, though his vocabulary is limited to a "rsp, rsp" sound, is of seemingly near-human intelligence and able to act essentially as another human character in the strip. Here's Bingo parachuting out of an airplane, for example.


Bingo also has a respectable body count for an animal hero - he does a lot of whacking explosives at people and people at explosives. (Choice Comics 001, 1941)

Categorized in: Animals (Marsupials), Generica (Mans), Origins (Nonhuman)

Atlas the Mighty:

Atlas the Mighty has exactly one recorded adventure, in which he foils a band of fifth columnists who are stealing war materials in Oregon and then smuggling them to Canada. Or possibly the other way around. Though his name and his powers (super strength, invulnerability) evoke the Titan Atlas, Atlas the Mighty gets not one whiff of an origin and so any connection between the two is speculative at best. (Choice Comics 001, 1941)

Categorized in: Famous Figures (Mythological)Language (Superlatives), Origins (Unknown)

the Secret Circle:

The Secret Circle are actually brothers Jim (heavyweight boxing champion), Larry (pole vault record holder) and Mac (track star) Storm. Does it bother me that there are three of them and they went with a circle rather than a triangle? Heck yes it does.


Though there's some indication that the Secret Circle are already established vigilantes, they really get going when gang boss Lou Pacone murders their father, Police Commissioner Storm (incidentally, this happens while all three brothers are out setting records in their chosen fields, and while I won't go so far as to say that Commissioner Storm deserved to be murdered for being a bad father I will note that he would still be alive if he had taken the day off to support his sons instead of doing work that could have been delegated).

Though Larry and Mac's specialties do occasionally come in handy, all three Storm brothers spend most of their adventures punching out crooks, which kind of devalues Jim's contributions. (Choice Comics 001, 1941)

Categorized in: Generica (Circles), Origins (Crime Orphans)

Fire-Eater

Fire-Eater, aka Mike O'Malley, is a stage performer whose act consists of the same fire-eating and -exhaling that he employs in his crimefighting. This is very important for those of us who are interested in the in-universe origins of super-hero (and super-villain) costumes, because it means that Fire-Eater's is in fact his stage outfit, and that he looks like that for professional reasons rather than as an expression of his secret inner self.


Despite his name, Fire-Eater does not actually eat any fire in his two recorded adventures. Instead, he eats "sodium capsules" (yikes) that allow him to breath streams of flame hot enough to melt lead and iron, and with enough force to travel at least a few dozen feet. He also seems to be at least somewhat invulnerable to heat and flame, which is handy not just because he deals in the stuff but because like a lot of fire guys he mostly fights arsonists, together with his girlfriend, nurse Louise Peters (Choice Comics 001, 1941)

Categorized in: Activities (Eating), Elements (Fire)

Monday, February 9, 2026

MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 922: GENGHIS KHAN

(Champ Comics 015, 1941)



Okay, Genghis Khan. A lot of guys in comics like to call themselves Genghis Khan or claim to be his successor etc, and importantly they all seem to be into all the old Genghis Khan stuff like horse archers. Absolutely 100% stuff that Genghis was into at the time he was around of course, but I personally think that he would enjoy a machine gun if he had the chance. 

Duke "the Human Meteor" O'Dowd is getting up to his usual day of driving cabs and palling around with his shoeshine boy pal Toby when suddenly the city is attacked by a mass of cavalry led by a shirtless giant wielding a flaming sword. This is Genghis Khan (a Genghis Khan, at least), and he is probably the Human Meteor's only recurring foe, appearing in 3 (possibly 4, but Champ Comics 018 is currently AWOL) whole issues.

A conquering giant cuts an intriguing figure, but the unfortunate thing about Genghis Khan is that the stories he appears in are pretty incoherent. There's a plot, but everything other than the plot is just shiny bits glued on like sparkles. That said, here are the most interesting and intriguing things about him:

1. Size and Origins




Genghis Khan's size remains fairly consistently enormous during his first two appearances - if anything, he might just be a bit bigger in the second one. His third appearance, however, shows him at a considerably reduced stature, from the third set of panel above in which he's maybe ten feet tall to perhaps fifteen feet at maximum. Is this an indication that he can control his size or just a general disregard for continuity?

The unanswered question of just what is up with this guy's size is a symptom of the fact that he has no real origin. He just shows up one day, stomping around Manhattan. Is he even Mongolian? Not to put too fine a point on it, but I've read a lot of 1940s comics and I think that they would have drawn him differently if he was. 

2. Technology

The other major unanswered question about Genghis Khan is: just where did he get those wonderful toys? Such as... 

His giant flaming sword that can also change its atomic structure on the fly, seemingly specifically so that the Human Meteor can't pick it up.

His cool dirigible base and its defensive screen of flamethrowers.


The "sky road," a transparent walkway that both men and horses can travel to and from the dirigible on, which need no support and must have some sort of crazy friction going on considering the angles that people are climbing it at.

3. Goals

Unsurprisingly, the self-declared successor of Genghis Khan, this fellow's main goal is conquest. The attack on New York in his initial appearance is the first part of an attempted takeover of the US, for example.

In Genghis Khan's second appearance (Champ Comics 016, 1941), he is laying siege to the hidden, high-tech city of Bayakura, the place that Duke O'Dowd became the Human Meteor. 

Though the Human Meteor drops a mountain on him at the end of that second appearance, Genghis Khan survives somehow (perhaps by shedding mass to allow himself to escape his mountain tomb? That'd be an interesting aspect of the character if it ever came up) and allies with the Japanese to harry the US fleet off China. The Human Meteor sinks the Khan's entire fleet, and since he (probably) never appears again, drowning does what being crushed under a mountain failed to.

Categorized in: Famous Figures (Genghis Khan), Real Folk (Genghis Khan), Supercrime (Attempted Conquest)

MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 923: PROFESSOR SKINN

(Silver Streak Comics 007, 1941) The Skinn family is being killed off - at least seven of them have been murdered on their birthdays, leavin...