Showing posts with label Mars. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Mars. Show all posts

Thursday, August 7, 2025

DIVINE ROUND-UP 009

I came across Jumbo Comics 031 while filling in gods from my backlog in another Divine Round-Up entry and realized that the array of entities represented in the Stuart Taylor story in that issue should be presented as a block.

Mercury

This story begins as most Stuart Taylor stories do, with reckless use of time travel technology. Specifically, Taylor's love interest Laura Hayward has travelled back to Ancient Greece to buy a new hat, because as we know: women be hat shopping. It's practically all they think about!

Laura's Twentieth Century charms are apparently too much for the local deities to bear, because before Stuart can collect her and be condescending about headwear she is kidnapped by Mercury and spirited away to Olympus, which among other things places the gods of this issue in the hybrid Greco-Roman Pantheon.

the Oracle of Delphi


Stuart and Dr Hayward's next move is to consult with the Oracle of Delphi to get a line on how exactly they might follow Mercury and recover Laura from him, and I must say that I really enjoy this weird wisp-of-air version of the Oracle, despite it being tremendously off-model. 

Medusa


The Oracle directs Our Heroes to seek information from Medusa, who turns out to be depicted in typical style, though somewhat more enormous than is generally the case. I do appreciate that this issue answers the age old question: "is Medusa vulnerable to ray gun blasts?" 

the Evils Contained in Pandora's Box

The final stop on Stuart and Hayward's quest is to retrieve a laurel wreath from inside of Pandora's Box, which is just sitting in a field in the middle of nowhere. The comic kind of glosses over the fact that Stuart Taylor is responsible for unleashing the Evils of Mankind, but I am fully prepared to do so, as it might just be his worst snafu in a career full of the reckless and unthinking use of time travel. 

The specific evils released from this version of Pandora's Box are: 

Disease - a classic for a reason. The generic ghost look suggests that the artist did not want to draw a lot of pustules.

Greed - an evil little pig man. 

Hunger - another one right out of the classic Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse set. Much more gruesome than Disease, when the opposite is usually the case.

Intolerance - I was going to call this guy an unusual inclusion, but on reflection I'll bet that most Pandora's Box lineups include Hate, which isn't far off. Definitely looks intolerant.

and bringing up the rear... 

War, aka Mars: 


What is unusual inclusion is not War, who I reckon is there pretty often, but specifically Mars, God of War. Is the implication that this fairly major god was powerless until released by human hands? Is the War who is usually depicted in PB lineups some sort of aspect of war or a specific type of warfare? No clue. What is certain is that Stuart Taylor knocks this War's block off.

And speaking of block-knocking, that's what also happens to Mercury once Taylor, Laurel wreath firmly on brow, makes his way to Olympus to finally rescue Laura. The story ends on a fairly limp callback joke about women and their genetic predilection for hat-shopping, one which I rolled my eyes at even before I realized that Laura wearing the divine laurel wreath as a regular hat at the end would be a much better bit. (Jumbo Comics 031, 1941)

Friday, December 6, 2024

MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 677: MARS

(National Comics 001, 1940) 


Once Jock Kellog decides to turn his back on his playboy ways and put his inherited magic cloak to use as Merlin the Magician, he really goes for it. He hits the battlefields of WWII to aid the beleaguered soldiers of the front and ultimately rises into the realm of the gods to confront Mars, God of War and Destruction himself. 

Mars turns out to be a huge jerk bully who is inciting nations to fight for his own amusement - a bit more Ares than Mars to be honest but I'll let it go.



Eventually, Merlin and Mars engage in Thrilling Hand to Hand Combat with the continuation of the war as the stakes, and after some back and forth that is cleverly mirrored in the progress of some armistice talks, Merlin wins! World War Two is over! As usual, this kind of "war can and will be avoided" story is very depressing in hindsight.

But wait, there's more! As in any story involving gods, demons and so forth, there is a high chance of some of my favourites the anthropomorphic personifications showing up, and show up they do! First off, Merlin encounters the embodiment of Peace chained to a bunch of weaponry like something out of a political cartoon and pledges to free her.



Merlin also has to battle Mars' henchmen Hunger and Poverty before he can get to the main event, and while there is a certain logic to the two of them making a person more susceptible to being either the perpetrator or victim of war I am sad that they don't have a bit more allegorical oomph. Why couldn't Hunger use those big fangs of his to sap Merlin's life force or something? Still, even a bargain basement anthropomorphic personification is an anthropomorphic personification and I love me some anthropomorphic personifications. Hunger and Poverty can stay. The guys, not the things that they stand for. Those suck.

DEMONIC ROUND-UP 003

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