ALIENS AND SO FORTH ROUND-UP 037

Every once in a while I hit a particularly dense seam of aliens and so forth and this week is one of those times. 

Neptunii: 

The Neptunii (and that name is a guess based on the fact that one guy uses "Neptunus" as a singular version of the noun) live in Neptunia, an underground kingdom that could be described as "a big cave" at the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean. There, they seem to just kind of fly around shouting, though this short comic book story might not give a full picture of their society.

There are a few points of interest about the Neptunii: they are both finned and winged, they all wear little horned circlets, they call their leader the "Sub-Ruler"... but the thing I am always struck by is just how much Prince Ikor and his pal in the above panel look like quirky characters from a late-90s webcomic. 

Though Peter "the Fin" Noble becomes the ruler of Neptunia via a bit of impulsive regicide and remains so in his infrequent appearances to this day, to my knowledge the Neptunii themselves have not showed their faces since their first appearance in 1941. (Daring Mystery Comics 007, 1941)

Inus-Men:

The Inus-Men take their name from the fact that they are the inhabitants of the planet Inus. They are pretty regular-style cavemen, only more red, and are one of the many dangers faced by Dr X's niece Cynthia when her astral form is blasted willy-nilly through space by her most unethical uncle. (Startling Comics 001, 1940)

Jovians:

The Jovians of the year 3964 AC (sic) are an oppressed underclass who work in the radium mines of the human colony on Jupiter. They are unable to own weapons by law, are possibly disallowed from large gatherings or approaching humans (see the first two panels above where the "boldness" of the Jovians is discussed) and generally mirror the conditions of colonized peoples on our world. This all clearly sucks and is unjust, which is especially interesting because the comic it all appears in clearly considers it to be the natural order of things.

The Jovians are ripe for (and right to) revolt, and do so under the leadership of the evil Space Emperor. Once he is captured and revealed to be an opportunist by Major Mars they are returned to their place under the collective human thumb. (Exciting Comics 001, 1940)

Jovians:

Our second set of Jovians are also radium focused, but rather than mining it for their human overlords they use it to generate power, and having run out they are now demanding that both Earth and Mars hand over their radium supply or face annihilation. This draws the ire of space adventurer and Earth-Mars envoy Mitey Powers and he sets out with his entourage to resolve the situation.

The title of this story is "The Super-Giants of Jupiter," and I really appreciate that it lives up to the name. These Jovians are big, man. They're also pleasingly alien, with their fish heads and tendril hands.

I can only assume that it is the fact that the Jovians and their warships are so big contributes to Mitey's decision to commit a war crime against their populace by unleashing a swarm of Martian Poison Gnats that will breed uncontrollably and "[kill] off most of the people." It's a horrible crime, Mitey! Particularly as radium is one of the less-used radioactive elements today! (Superworld Comics 003, 1940)

MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 770: GOLI

(Startling Comics 004, 1940)

We open on a world in turmoil! The tides are going crazy! New York City is trashed!

The world's leaders turn to the mysterious Dr X for help, and he immediately recognizes that the problem must be Moon-based, and further that the solution will require his niece's fiance Bob to go beat someone up. This is the second and final Dr X story of the Golden Age, and I really wish that there were more. Wizened scientists sending burly aides to beat up crooks is entirely in my wheelhouse

Bob and Cynthia are promptly teleported to the Moon in their finest protective beachwear, and Bob gets to fight an excellent moon-beast.

Bob and Cynthia are captured by Moon-Man forces who do indeed turn out to be the ones messing up the tides. This Moon-aggression is technically happening under the command of the unnamed Moon King and his tall horny daughter, but it becomes clear that the real architect of the plot against Earth is the Head Scientist, Goli. Never one to waste a couple of good prisoners, Goli has plans to stick some Moon-Man brains in Bob and Cynthia's bodies in order to use them as spies in the post-apocalyptic Moon-Man invasion of Earth.

In a lucky turn for Bob, Cynthia and the Earth, the Moon Princess is so horny for Bob that she sets the prisoners free. Goli is killed by Bob in a move that also smashes the tide machine, and one short teleporter ride later everyone is safely back in Dr X's secret laboratory in the Andes.

MINOR SUPER-HERO ROUND-UP 044

A full hand of Better (Nedor/Standard/Pines) Comics characters for ye.

Captain Future:

When young Dr Andrew Bryant finds himself fired from his job as a... research physicist? electrical engineer?... at the Pacific Electrical Corporation he responds like any rational person would: by working day and night in in a desperate bid to finish his research in the time he has left, until his tired brain thinks its way into an industrial accident. Luckily for Bryant he lives in a super-hero universe, so when he crosses gamma and infra-red rays and blows up his laboratory he is not gruesomely killed but instead filled with super-energies.

Dubbing himself Captain Future (because he represents the future state of humanity, natch) and donning a pretty minimal costume, Bryant sets out to mete out fist-based justice on the world using a suite of super powers including: mind reading, remote viewing, the ability to both hear and broadcast radio, flight, enhanced strength, energy blasts and a magnetic forcefield that repels bullets but is ineffective against cowardly blows to the head. Sometimes his powers run out or are used up and he has to scurry off and blast himself with radiation again, which makes him one of the earlier super-heroes to have that kind of narratively-interesting power limitation. Plus he is occasionally vulnerable to high levels of electricity or other energy disrupting his powers in a kryptonite kind of way - he's just a "my powers don't work on this specific material" away from the Limiting Your Super Powered Character trifecta! (Startling Comics 001, 1940)

Mystico:

When scientist Dr Slade needs to test his Vita-Ray device to see if it really can resurrect the dead like he thinks it can, does he start out on easy mode with a selection of freshly deceased lab mice like some sort of rule-following nerd? He does not! Instead, he gets ahold of a 2000-year-old mummy, perhaps the most dead guy available, and turns the power up as high as it can go. And it works! The mummy is restored to life! And also his flailing causes a power feedback that results in an explosion that kills everyone involved... maybe the lab mice would have been a good starting point after all.

The one person to survive the lab explosion is the newly-resurrected mummy, who turns out to have a wide array of magical powers - lucky for the narrative that Slade grabbed the wizard mummy and not some minor aristocrat's 3rd Dynasty failson or an unlucky desiccated tomb robber. Dubbing himself Mystico, the formerly-ancient Egyptian fast-tracks his assimilation to future society with some new clothes and a top-of-the-line car.

In a fortuitous turn of events for the local authorities, Mystico also adopts a set of conventional American values and immediately sets his vast powers to the task of rooting out crime. I suppose that if you're an ancient and powerful wizard suddenly thrust into a strange world your options boil down to overthrowing the status quo (super-villain), maintaining the status quo (super-hero) or keeping your head down and living a quiet life (boring comic book). (Startling Comics 001, 1940)

Dr X:

At first glance, Dr X slots neatly into the category of "scientist super-villains who headline their own comics serial" alongside such luminaries as Dr Doom and Landor, Maker of Monsters. After all, he's a creepy looking rodent-man whose primary field of study is seeing just how many dangerous alien worlds he can send his niece Cynthia's astral form to without really briefing her on what she's getting into first, or indeed without a clear idea of exactly what happens to someone if their astral form is eaten by an alien dinosaur.

But no, Dr X is a good guy! He tries his hardest to keep Cynthia and her boyfriend Bob Stone from getting eaten by those dinosaurs (after metaphorically delivering them to them on a platter, sure, but the thought is there), and even staves off an invasion of Earth by the Moon! Truly we must all learn not to judge a book by its sinister cover.

That said, is it reasonable that Alan Moore made him a weird creepy murderer in the pages of Terra Incognito? Completely! (Startling Comics 001, 1940)

the Masked Rider: 

The Masked Rider is really Bronc Randall, cowboy and ex-rodeo performer, who returns home after two years to find small-town Western injustice running rampant and decides to do something about it by donning a small cloth mask and otherwise changing nothing about his fairly distinctive look. And it works! The Masked Rider then goes on to dispense justice for another dozen issues or so. 

(is the Masked Raider another Western comic that fooled me into thinking it was set in the Old West until several issues in when someone rocked up in a truck? Indeed it is)

This is actually Better Publications' second Masked Rider, appearing one month after the one we have already encountered if I have my dates right. Plus, there was a bit of text fiction featuring a third Masked Rider in Best Comics the previous year. Did someone at the company have a thing for the name or is the Masked Rider just one of the most generic Western hero monikers? (Startling Comics 001, 1940)