Showing posts with label Doctor Miracle. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Doctor Miracle. Show all posts

Tuesday, July 30, 2024

MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 578: SEMMURABI

(Champion Comics 010, 1940)

Have you ever wondered what happened to the Chaldeans, the ancient Mesopotamian people whose height was from the 9th to 6th centuries BCE, who were mentioned frequently in the Bible and whose name was lent to a Babylonian dynasty? Well wonder no longer! They were merely tucked away in a little hidden city less than a day's travel via horse from Jerusalem! At least until 1940, that is, because that's when the city's leader, a fellow named Semmurabi, made the mistake of being too horny. Or maybe he'd been kidnapping clueless tourists (sincerely clueless: they were roped in by an offer to show them the remains of Noah's Ark on Mt Arrarat) to add to his harem forever and this was just the first time he'd done it to someone who knew a super-hero.

In Semmurabi's defense (for not knowing to keep a lower profile, not for kidnapping women) this is a very early Dr Miracle adventure and he can be excused for assuming that he wouldn't meet opposition from a tuxedoed magic-man (but again, he will not be excused for the kidnapping). This also might explain why he makes the classic mistake of challenging a more powerful opponent to a magical duel in the astral realm: because he simply didn't know better.

Ignorance is no excuse in magic as in law and Semmurabi meets his end in the depths of a star. Sorry, Chaldea. You were ruled by a dope and now you pass into history. (Champion Comics 010, 1940)

Monday, July 29, 2024

MINOR SUPER-HERO ROUND-UP 019

Look at all these dang guys

Lobo, the Flying Sleuth

Lobo, the Flying Sleuth, aka the Lobo, had a pretty short run. But! He's a cowboy and a pilot and a detective. That's a lot of things! (Champion Comics 006, 1940)

Doctor Miracle:



We've seen guys like Dr Miracle before: the nigh-omnipotent magician with so much power at his fingertips that his only real challenge is in finding a foe tough enough that he doesn't defeat them instantly. He's even got the obligatory Huge Asian Manservant, a Nepalese man named Akim depicted with all of the racial sensitivity that one might expect from 1940s comics.

Dr Miracle's real mark of distinction is that he is also a scientific hero, as likely to be blasting a foe with disintegration rays as to be slinging spells. 

It's a neat bit of variation in his adventures and of course it gets dropped almost immediately, as his second appearance establishes him as a student of the Elders of the aptly-named City of the Elders in Tibet. After passing a test to show his magical aptitude, Dr Miracle is sent out into the world to battle injustice, with Akim coming along as a... gift? Unsettling. (Champion Comics 009, 1940)

Doctor Hormone:

Doctor Hormone exemplifies a particular sort of cultural ingestion/ regurgitation of scientific ideas that permeates all fiction but really found a home in the medium of comic books. Any sufficiently impressive scientific discovery can be reinterpreted as being tantamount to magic, the major example of which is of course the part that radiation would play as a catch-all origin in the Silver Age (and nanotech and genetic engineering in turn as time marched on) but as in any field there are many also-rans for every big hit: vitamins and radio waves and transistors (in the case of Silver Age Iron Man) as science-magic that can accomplish any task. With Doctor Hormone it's hormones. Obviously.

As we join the Doctor and his destined-to-be-bullied granddaughter Jane Hormone, he has just been saved from age-related death by a youthening hormone. He and Jane subsequently set out to help the beleaguered nation of Novoslavia defend themselves from the depredations of Germany/Russia analog Eurasia.

Hormone's first major antagonist is Rassinoff, aka Assinoff, a Novoslavian official secretly working for Eurasia and dosed with donkey hormones by Jane due to his initial bad vibes. Assinoff is exactly the jackass that his form reflects and is a very satisfying villain to see be repeatedly defeated and humiliated.

Highlighting some of the more noteworthy hormone effects: the youth hormone (calibrated to make anyone who takes it 25 years old) is cool and fun when used on the elderly but the implications of using it on the young swiftly become horrific. At least the baby was turned into an adult man to save his life - these poor boy scouts are signing up to be adult child soldiers.

It's not particularly visually interesting but Hormones second appearance concerns his deploying a gas-based hormone that turns Eurasians into Novoslavians, which raises the question of just what they thought a hormone was over at Popular Comics.

In Popular Comics 056, Assinoff tries to destroy Hormone's credibility by injecting Novoslavian citizens with random samples from a captured selection of Hormone's work, which completely backfires when it turns out that the Novoslavian national character is extremely okay with being turned into some random animal. It's a nation of furries! 

These eagle-men pilots are the first of many Novoslavian animal-man hybrids, btw.

Issue 57 of Popular Comics involves Novoslavian locust, wasp, termite and rat hybrids going out into the world to gather up plagues of their respective animals to unleash on Eurasia. Pictured here is the rat-man, my personal fave.

The ultimate expression of Hormone's hybridization efforts are these five Novoslavian volunteers who were turned into fleas and then restored to human form. Though they no longer look like fleas, they retain proportional jumping, flea-strength, etc, Spider-Man style. And the transformation is very gross-looking!

So that's Doctor Hormone in a nutshell: a bit light, plotwise, but full of charming characters and a cavalcade of new and interesting concepts in body horror. (Popular Comics 054, 1940)

Martan the Marvel Man:


 I feel a bit bad making Martan follow Dr Hormone, honestly, because his adventures are at least as wild, but they aren't as unique. In brief: Martan and his wife Vana are Antacleans, aliens from a super-advanced race a few million light years off. They kind of accidentally land on Earth and almost immediately get mixed up in the affairs of primitive humans. At first it's regular old "they war amongst themselves, how foolish!" stuff but eventually they discover in incipient invasion by Antaclea's ancient enemy the Martians and really throw their weight behind the Earth cause: supplying technology, setting up a world government etc. - Martan and Vana's impact on the world is much greater than your typical comic book characters'. (Popular Comics 046, 1939)

Tuesday, July 2, 2024

NOTES - JULY 2024

Cops Shooting Fleeing Suspects

The cops send a "shower of bullets" after the Fantom of the Fair as he swings over the densely-populated New York World's Fair. (Amazing Adventure Funnies 001, 1940)

Spider Drawn Without Reference:

Tarantula: a perfect black sphere covered in root structures. (Champion Comics 006, 1940)

Memes of Yore: COWARD!:


The "cowardly and superstitious lot" line that Batman is quoted as saying was not a one-off thing but it was in fact a widely-promoted idea of the time, that criminals were inherent cowards (there was also a frequent emphasis on criminals' gun use being a very cowardly attribute but that fell by the wayside at some point). Crime Does Not Pay was a message hammered into the public consciousness via the Hayes Code and later the Comics Code, and making criminals non-aspirational figures in every way possible was a part of that.

The extrapolation of this into "the more criminal you are the more cowardly you are" in this story is extremely funny, as is the fact that a criminal supposedly meeting his death by electrocution with some stoicism made front page news. Don't worry, it was the old "escape prison by using a death-simulating drug prior to your execution and then have people on the outside wake you up later" gag. Dr Miracle recaptures Nickie Norton in short order and his actual death was without dignity. (Champ Comics 011, 1940)

Honours:

The Flying Trio receive the Sylvanian Order of the Cross and Palms (Crash Comics Adventures 003, 1940)

DEMONIC ROUND-UP 003

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