GENERIC COSTUMED VILLAIN ROUND-UP 035

Not every villain is super and they must learn to accept that.

Miguel Greeze: 

He may just be a regular style crooked gambler looking to murder Golden Arrow in order to win a bet, but Miguel Greeze here is decked out in too good a costume to just ignore. Plus it's impressive that he can make his legs go like that. (Whiz Comics 023, 1941)

Konrad Schtienker: 

Fascist assassin Konrad Schtienker is all-in on a tobacco product theme: he uses a tobacco shop as his HQ, kills government agents via packets of the ominously-named Blood-Tipped brand cigarettes (not that the cigarettes do the killing - they just serve as a way to release a mosquito containing a serum that compels fatal bouts of sleepwalking into the targets' rooms) and even employs single-shot cigar guns to get out of jams. Too bad for him that Spy Smasher doesn't smoke. (Whiz Comics 023, 1941)

Black Rufus: 

There are three things to note about this fellow:

1. His name is Black Rufus. It's much more charming than menacing.

2. I like his look. The hunched posture combined with the mantle/poncho/thing give him a real vulture-like air.

3. He is the only villain faced by one-hit wonder the Rainbow, which I always find endearing. Did he ever get out of jail and take his revenge? We shall never know. (The Arrow 003, 1941)

the Leader: 

It's time for yet another Nazi spymaster named the Leader! This Leader is a fellow named Phil Rogers, and he's after a new super-bomb developed by one Professor Andrews for the US military, while wearing what I would describe as a charmingly homemade-looking hood if it didn't have a swastika on the forehead. He fails of course, because he is entirely unprepared to deal with a completely invisible Solar, Master of Magic. (Captain Aero Comics 001, 1941)

MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 893: THE HUMMER

(Wow Comics 004, 1941)

The Hummer, "the deadliest killer on Earth" has just gotten out of jail and is out for revenge on those responsible for sending him away in the first place, starting with Taylor, the prosecutor.

Like so many of his peers in the murder community, the Hummer has an affectation: he hums while he kills, and also while preparing to kill and after he kills. He hums all the time. It's a bit of a liability, to be honest, as anyone who knows about him is able to keep an ear out for trouble. He's also a classic super-villain Bad Boss who kills his henchmen when they fail him.

Where many revenge killers are obsessive enough to stick to their predetermined list come hell or high water, the Hummer is of a more adaptive breed and dynamically expands it as he goes along, which is why Mr Scarlet and Pinky are marked for death. While this is evidence of a more flexible view of the world, I can't help but assume that it will lead to a never-ending vengeance quest as everyone who impedes the Hummer in any way is themselves marked for death.

One of the original targets on the list is Brian "Mr Scarlet" Butler's secretary Miss Wade, who was working for previous victim Taylor at the time that the Hummer was put away, This is an astonishingly petty grudge to hold, and also provides Mr Scarlet and Pinky with just that much more motivation to take the Hummer down. 

Revenge Killer Score: 1/10+

MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 840: THE CRAWLER

(Top-Notch Comics 010, 1940) 

The antagonist of the Bob Phantom story in Top-Notch Comics 010 is Joe Chizzler, who uses his low-rent marriage agency to set scumbags up with wives then murder the wives for insurance payouts. It's a mean, low-rent, misogynistic little scheme, and the only saving grace of/reason I'm talking about it is the fact that the actual murdering is done by this character, the Crawler.

Is the Crawler a superhuman? Just a very talented human fly? We cannot know! He crawls up walls and he pulls people out of windows and that's it.

Walt "Bob Phantom" Whitney figures it all out, of course, and since the police in his version of NYC are some of the most incompetent in comics it is up to him to solve the problem with his patented combination of gossip column rabble-rousing and teleportation-heavy vigilantism. The former earns him a visit from the Crawler...

 ... and the latter helps him deliver a taste of the Crawler's own methods to him. 

Our subject is dead on page four of a six page story, but for the completionists: Joe Chizzler takes the Crawler's death as a sign that someone is on to him and he should blow town. He bumps off his gang in order to avoid paying them their shares of the loot and then Bob Phantom shows up and throws Chizzler out of a window in the second bit of bit of poetic justice of the story. 

MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 748: THE HUNCHBACK OF NOTRE DAME

(Smash Comics 012, 1940)

The Hunchback of Notre Dame is just that, a modern version of the fictional character, and seemingly just as damaged by society as his predecessor. He is manipulated into working as an assassin for Madame Doom, who is in Paris (presumably on behalf of the Nazis) to disrupt peace talks helmed by US Ambassador Blank but is being effectively countered by the Black X and so must operate through a deniable dupe asset.

Just what the deal is with the Hunchback is down to three distinct possibilities, all fairly equally outlandish, but all are predicated on the fact that Notre Dame has a hunchbacked bellringer in 1940, like it's a prerequisite for the job. The possibilities:

1. That the people of Paris are correct in their belief that this Hunchback of Notre Dame is a direct descendant of Quasimodo, the original, which would imply not only that Quasimodo had a child at some point but that his physical condition was one which was passed down through a line of bellringers for almost 500 years.

2. Similar to Possibility 1. Quasimodo has a child, but in this case, the Hunchback of Notre Dame Gene is recessive and his descendants are not generationally indentured cathedral slaves. This latest member of the family would thus be reviving an old tradition by being a delusional misfit urban legend.

3. The citizens of Paris are credulous fools and all hunchbacked bellringers are not, in fact, related. In this scenario we must assume that it's the job that is so terrible that it drives these poor men mad.

Regardless of his actual origin, the Hunchback meets his end after attacking Black X in a jealous rage over Madame Doom's affections. Riddled with bullets, he falls to his death. Black X is still horny for Madame Doom at this point, so she is allowed to leave.

MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 721: THE GENIUS

(Science Comics 003, 1940)

Dynamo has been stirring up trouble in the Unspecified City underworld. He's captured Rats Rako and a significant portion of his gang and now Rats' lieutenant Gun Ramey must figure out just how to deal with a superhuman do-gooder. It's lucky for him that Unspecified City has a resident criminal scientist, the Genius (ignore the fact that they're calling him Electro, this is from his first adventure before he changes it).

I'll be honest, my first instinct was to chuck the Genius into the next Mad and Criminal Scientist Round-Up, but between the name and the fact that he looks like someone did one of those awful clickbait art exercises where they do a "realistic" version of a cartoon character, in this case Professor Farnsworth from Futurama, and then ran that picture through a filter to make it look like an illustration. He is very distinct looking is what I am saying. And look at the size of that melon!

The Genius lives up to his reputation, and one week later he is able to depower Dynamo and drop him in a pit with almost laughable ease. And then Gun Ramey make one of the classic inexplicable blunders and decides to save some money by stiffing the Genius on the bill, and as usually happens when someone in fiction cheats the person who specializes in deathtraps and murder, Gun finds himself in a deathtrap, about to be murdered.

Luckily for Gun, the Dynamo and basically everyone in Unspecified City other than the Genius, the particular deathtrap that the two find themselves in is not a bespoke one that was made specifically in order to dispose of an electricity-powered superhuman but an old workaday deathtrap that the Genius has been using for years, to the extent that Gun knows all about it (and yet still got lippy with the Genius about his fee - probably the reason Gun is still a gang lieutenant rather than a gang boss). And a key thing about this deathtrap is that it not only features a spiked ceiling that lowers and crushes the occupants but also an exposed wire, so that the Genius' victims must grapple with the choice of whether to wait for the spikes or end it all with the wire. Dynamo/Electro obviously chooses the latter and, revitalized, zaps the Genius into submission.

MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 676: THE DEATH

(Miracle Comics 003, 1940)

A scientist/spy who is sabotaging diplomatic talks between the UK and South America by killing diplomats with fog-activated poisoned wallpaper, the Death, aka Jaeger, meets his end at the hands of Secret Agent K-7 and his assistant Yvonne. He's just the latest in a long line of villains with extremely metal names and not much else going on, except of course for the poisoned wallpaper.

MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 530: THE MAD BOTANIST

(Blue Ribbon Comics 019, 1941)

The Mad Botanist is an assassin "in the employment of a foreign power" which in 1941 as good as means that he was working for the Axis. His nom de guerre comes from the fact that his preferred method of murder is via deadly plant life, including the African Tentacle Vine, the Mediterranean Poison Cornflower and of course the insidious Man-Eating Clam-Plant. The Botanist's somewhat bizarre physical appearance is never commented upon in the comic so it's a real toss up whether they'd have gone with "he works with deadly plants after being rejected for his appearance" or "working with deadly plants has really messed up his body".

Helping the Mad Botanist in his work are the rock stupid cops of whatever city he works out of, who not only adopt an "arrest the first person we see upon arriving at the crime scene" attitude but also seemingly facilitate this man's death by arresting Captain Flag while he is actively trying to save him from strangling vines.

This is a shorter story so the Mad Botanist doesn't actually get to do that much: he kills one guy with vines, almost kills another by dressing up as an old lady and selling him a poison flower and then ends up in his own Man-Eating Clam-Plant after a final confrontation with Captain Flag. Is the percentage of villains who employ carnivorous plants and then die to them higher than that of similar villains who employ robots or trained animals? I suspect that it is, if only because artists don't want to draw a giant flytrap without the satisfaction of drawing it chomping someone.

MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 380: THE ASSASSINS

(More Fun Comics 065, 1941)

It's another version of a revival of the Assassins! These Assassins are very into the accuracy of it all and have their own Alamut HQ and their own top guy named Hassan (presumably followed by Ibn Sabbah but it's never said in full). Commitment to the bit is not quite enough to save them once second-rate Lawrence of Arabia Lance Larkin gets on the case, however.

This group were based out of Iran, unlike the Order of Assassins or the Society of Assassins, our previous claimants to the title of The Order of Assassins, Returned, For Real. Of the three, these latest guys are the least assassin-y - they operate a bit more like your standard comic book desert bandits.

MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 372: THE GHOST OF TRIGGER DANIELS

(More Fun Comics 063, 1941)

Trigger Daniels is a hitman in the employ of gang boss Bugs O'Leary who gets sent up for the murder of a local philanthropist and swears revenge on all who had a part in his fate just before being executed. This is a pretty standard setup to a comic book story and usually involves  lot of faked deaths and/or secret twins and/or scientists with cashflow problems and innovative ideas about brain transplants/ reviving the dead. Trigger Daniels stands out because he represents the first time I have encountered such a person just... coming back as a ghost. I'm sure it's happened in other comics but I do not recall any examples.

And he doesn't just come back as a regular-style ghost either! No, he's a Spectre- style "earth-bound spirit" with ghost powers sufficient to take out the average human. Golden Age Spectre comics never really flesh out the hows and whys of ghosts so it's unclear if they all have powers or if Daniels is special somehow. He does have the ability to cloak himself in the "powers of darkness" in order to escape from the Spectre, which might point to some sort of grander evil backing him up, but if it does exist there are no further indications.

In any case, the "powers of darkness" trick works only once as the second time Daniels tries it the Spectre remembers that he has the Ring of Life, mystical multitool that no ghost should leave home without. Daniels is swiftly banished or destroyed utterly.

JUDGE AND JURY REVENGE KILLER SCORE: 3/5 -  Trigger Daniels set himself a fairly reasonable target and even managed to get his old gang boss, the prosecutor and the jury foreman but ultimately ran up against the fact that one of his intended victims was Jim "the Spectre" Corrigan and ghost or no ghost that's a hard task to accomplish.

MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 359: THE UNHOLY THREE

(Master Comics 017-019, 1941)

The Unholy Three! A little guy (Nosey), a huge guy (Brutus) and a gorilla (Herbert)!

Oh and of course we must not forget the fourth member of the Unholy Three, their boss "Doctor" J. Twiddley Fairchild (quotation marks his). Details in the actual story are sketchy but it seems as if Fairchild was jailed for larceny, escaped, assembled the other three as his minions and set out to get revenge on those who were responsible for his imprisonment - in other words an old fashioned Judge and Jury Revenge Killing scheme.

This is where things get a bit annoying for me personally. JaJRK schemes are quantifiable based on the number of attempted slayings divided by the number of successful ones. The problem is that while we know that the Unholy Three end up killing all but one of their targets we do not in fact have any idea of how many targets there were - it's more than three but up to something like twenty+ if the defense team and witnesses are included.

Sadly then, JUDGE AND JURY REVENGE KILLING SCORE: n-1/n

The Unholy Three (all four of them) end up getting caught by Bulletman and Bulletgirl before managing to finish off the last of their targets, but someone at Master Comics must have liked them because they returned for a two-issue story. Too bad for J. Twiddley Fairchild: he didn't make it out of the initial jailbreak alive. Leadership of the group passed to Nosey and Bulletman became the new target for revenge.

The actual action is whatever - the Unholy Three kidnap Bulletgirl and try to kill them both with a deathtrap and the second part opens with Bulletman thinking that Bulletgirl has died while the Unholy Three think that Bulletman has. This doesn't really go anywhere interesting.

Ultimately the Three attempt to flee the country and Bulletman kicks them off a cliff to their demise.

OR DOES HE? Because the Unholy Three are collectively our second villain to be resurrected off-panel in time to sign the Crime Exchange petition. Like Mr Murder they never appear again but just knowing that two guys and a gorilla are out there somewhere is enough for me.

MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 306: THE FIDDLER

(Captain America Comics 007, 1941)

The Fiddler, being a man who can play his violin at special pitches in order to hypnotize or kill, has the dubious honour of being our first super-powered Nazi villain. 

The Fiddler is an overplanner, no bones about it. His mission in the US is to kill anti-Nazi politicians (specifically senators, or maybe he's working up  to governors etc). Here's his process for doing so:

-become an acclaimed musician with regular radio gigs

-establish an employment agency for butlers

-have butlers placed in his victims' homes

-have the butlers install music-activated bombs in the victims' radios while simultaneously fixing it so that the radio can only be tuned to the station that the Fiddler is going to be appearing on

-hope that the victim will be listening to the radio at the right time

-hypnotize the crowd at the performance for some reason, play the Melody of Death to trigger the bomb, et voila

And it works three times! He bumps off two senators, and would have gotten a third if Captain America hadn't figured out his plan via one of the one million suspicious things about it.

It's frankly a mercy that the Fiddler ultimately melts his own brain while trying to kill an earplug-equipped Bucky via sonic attack, because this is the kind of thing that embarrasses you for life.

MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 257: THE SWORDS OF DEATH

(Hit Comics 006, 1940)

Once again we find ourselves profiling the interesting henchmen of a run-of-the-mill villain: the Swords of Death, in this case. A trio of assassin/ thieves armed with electrified rapiers and high opinions of themselves, the Swords have the misfortune to run into perennial-punching-bag-but-actually-fun-character the Red Bee on what seems to be their first mission, whereupon he promptly kills two of them.  

I like the Swords of Death - any time a hero has to beat up a bunch of cool henchmen is okay by me, and cool electric swordsmen who sneak around in hats and overcoats like the Ninja Turtles are extra fun. Possibly the most intriguing thing about them, however, is that the surviving member of the three kills himself upon being defeated by the Red Bee, rather than be captured. A shocking degree of loyalty! Especially as...

... he works for this weird little creep (named Kulak, in a weird made-up name coincidence), continuing the long comic book tradition of inexplicable loyalty-unto-death by ruthless killers toward people who probably wouldn't buy them a coffee on their birthday, let alone give a damn that they were dead.

MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 235: THE ORDER OF ASSASSINS

(Flash Comics v1 005, 1940)

It's another version of the old Order of Assassins, this time as a revival founded by a supposed descendant of Hassan-i Sabbah, the original Assassin of yore, though since he died in 1124 AD there's a decent chance that anybody is his descendant. 

Legitimacy aside, this buncha yahoos operates out of a city-fortress called Alamut (but somewhere in the vicinity of Egypt rather than Iran) and is engaged in a somewhat nebulous plot to conquer the world by assassinating various leaders, including that of the very delicious-sounding nation of Frappe. Hawkman foils this scheme with a few well-placed sling bullets, but even though their leaders are killed, the bulk of the organization survives, possibly as part of the next iteration of the Order, whenever that crops up.

MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 202: THE GHOST-GUN KILLER

(Crack Comics 016, 1941)

A hired killer working for perennial Black Condor villain Jaspar Crow, the Ghost-Gun Killer is tasked with murdering workers at the Great Northern Copper Mine at a hundred bucks a pop in order to drive down the value of the company, thus allowing Crow to buy it on the cheap. 

His mystique is enhanced by (and name is taken from) his choice of weapon: a silenced rifle mounted with a powerful laser-like light, giving the impression that he uses some sort of death ray weapon to kill. Ultimately it's not enough to take on Black Condor and the Ghost-Gun Killer is shipped off to jail.

MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 148: THE SPIDER

(All American 028, 1941)

Just a weird little creep with a drug that can mind control someone and then kill them. The Spider hits on a scheme where he is paid by ne'er-do-wells to have their rich relatives write them back into their wills and then mysteriously keel over - and he would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for Green Lantern and his pesky pals.

MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 106: THE SOCIETY OF ASSASSINS

(More Fun Comics 053-057, 1940)

Comic books love the Order of Assassins - it's a ready-made group tough enough to tackle most heroes, plus they're all foreign and such. They crop up all over the place - it's like that thing where so many remnants of Atlantis exist that it's hard to imagine that anyone died, but instead when the power of the Assassins was shattered each individual member went off and founded their own new Order.

This bunch of Assassins operated out of Algiers (but also Bombay, because as noted previously the creative team behind Captain Desmo had a fairly shaky grasp on the geographical distinction between India and North Africa) and caused a lot of trouble for Captain Desmo and his pal Gabby until, in a moment of poor judgement, they captured them and took them to their HQ.

If I was the Grand Assassin of Algiers I simply would not rig my mountain fastness with explosives and leave the trigger in an easily accessible location.