MAD AND CRIMINAL SCIENTIST ROUND-UP 019

Science for all! Whether they want it or not! 

Doctor Ivan has been pursuing a scheme in which he is systematically taking out insurance policies on everyone he knows and then having them murdered, and he is extremely smug about it. Now, I'm no expert in insurance fraud, but I have to say that I am certain that it requires a bit more subtlety than that, even if you're doing it as a one-off. Forget the fact that the Flame shows up after the third murder; I would expect some raised eyebrows down at the insurance company after the second. (The Flame 003, 1940)

Dr Gung is an old associate of magical arch-criminal Elena, and is the one who saves her from execution after the Karoly Gore affair by means of some death-simulating drugs. 

Gung's main line of inquiry is the use of his signature ray to destroy men's minds and turn them into mindless robot soldiers, something that works perfectly well on regular guys sourced from the nearby populace but when tried on Mr Mystic goes badly enough that Dr Gung ends up shrunk to a few inches tall and then blown to smithereens along with his entire mansion. (The Spirit Section, 23 June 1940)

Ghantse is one of those mad scientists who talk a lot about their grand plans but don't actually get a chance to put them in motion, so it's a real mystery whether he actually would have been able to fuse several human brains together into a single entity who would "know all" like he claimed or not, but he sure was willing to try. Along the way, he made two major mistakes: 1) targeting Mr Mystic for brain extraction and 2) somehow ending up with the Shadowman, the literal embodiment of death, on his payroll, the latter being compounded by the fact that the Shadowman hates Ghantse's guts, and so not only releases Mr Mystic from his chemically-induced paralysis before Ghantse can extract his brain but also blows Ghantse's entire base to kingdom come. (The Spirit Section, 22 September, 1940)

Doctor Zorn, an eccentric roboticist living on Puerto Rico, is possibly the world record holder for escalation, as he manages to go from an argument about a late loan payment to unleashing his voice-controlled super robot (aka the Monster) to activating his lab's self-destruct mechanism in the space of about half an hour. 

Given that this is what he started shouting immediately after showing off his robot to a young woman, I do suspect that Doctor Zorn was primed for this kind of thing and was just looking for an excuse, like a man who has just bought a katana standing in his kitchen. (Thrilling Comics 005, 1940)

MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 813: YAGOR

(The Spirit, "The Death Dolls", 4 August, 1940)

In terms of villainy, Yagor ain't much. Formerly chief engineer at the Battle Arms Co, Yagor murdered the inventor Kalin and stole his inventions and is trying to sell them on when the Spirit tracks him down in a small New England town. Though he gets the drop on the Spirit and captures him when he shows up to take him in, Yagor is undone by his own poor salesmanship and the crucial lack of imagination possessed by munitions buyer Emil Kampf, who dismisses a working robot soldier as a useless toy without, for instance, considering the possibility inherent in a bit of armour plating.

Among Yagor's many shortcomings is dismal salesmanship and specifically his failure to present Kampf with the other invention that he stole from Kalin, a smaller automaton capable of tracking a person across tens if not hundreds of kilometres, navigating such obstacles as sheer walls and subway systems, in order to kill them via explosion. Instead, he sends one, charmingly named Jepetto, to kill Kampf.

(perhaps the oddest thing about this assassination is that as Jepetto is tracking down and killing Kampf Yagor and the Spirit are in New England listening for news of the explosion on the radio, and while this is in the days when the Spirit's adventures were still set in New York City, the whole process must have taken hours if not days to complete, even if the "dark. mysterious fishing village" of Cape Haven were somehow both at the Southern border of Connecticut and "out of the tourist route." Just standing around at gunpoint for three days while a small robot walks down the East Coast)

But perhaps I am giving Yagor too much grief. After all, he was the chief engineer at that munitions company, not the chief salesman. Surely after bungling two whole opportunities to sell his robots (I'm counting the assassination because I think that loading that little robot up with a couple of water balloons or the like would have been a very good proof of concept indeed) he will rally and hike up his pants and really put in a good effort in his next black market arms presentation. What's that? He just loaded all of his remaining Death Dolls (which is what the little assassin-bots are called) into a big robot soldier and sent them to attack New York for no good reason? Yagor, no. You're going to get caught by the Spirit!

Yagor got caught by the Spirit, you guys. 

MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 410: THE BRAIN OF THE ROBOT

(Amazing Mystery Funnies v2 011, 1939) 

I've started reading Mystery Men Comics, as seen at the top of the Sphinx entry, and the thing about Mystery Men Comics is that although it features the Blue Beetle, who by a circuitous chain of publication rights changing hands is now a DC Comics character, it also has a lot of other characters that aren't currently owned by a media conglomerate! And although I mostly write about DC and Marvel characters because I have a fixation on continuity and its implications, I love all oddball comics characters! So I'm taking advantage of the holiday season to revisit some minor super-villains who got overlooked back when this blog was just a baby Twitter thread.

The Brain of the Robot is a so-so villain - he takes control of a robot exhibition at the New York World's Fair and causes a moderate amount of havoc before being brought to justice - made interesting by two things: 1. he is given absolutely no motive and 2. he is the only super-villain faced by early comics hero the Fantom of the Fair (the only one in my notes, at least).

The Fantom of the Fair, now there's an interesting guy! Some facts:

- Almost exclusively operates out of and protects the New York World's Fair

- His haircut is fully discernible through his mask

- In one adventure it is heavily implied that he is mentioned in an ancient Icelandic texts

- In another, an escaped ancient snow beasts recalls battling him on the tundra a thousand years earlier

They cram a lot of weird lore into the Fantom's handful of adventures, which makes it all the harder to take how dirty he got done by DC Comics when Roy Thomas brought him back as "the Phantom of the Fair", a villain whose exploits might just have been inspired by the Brain of the Robot. He inspires a Crimson Avenger/ Sandman teamup while using a World's Fair robot exhibit to, among other things, attempt to assassinate the King and Queen of England before escaping. He was then brought back and done even dirtier in Sandman Mystery Theatre, as a self-loathing serial murderer of gay men.Sad sad stuff.

MINOR SUPER-HERO 034: ELECTRO

(Marvel Mystery Comics 004-019, 1940-1941) 

Hey look, it's Electro, Marvel of the Age! I love that guy!

Or rather I love Electro's creator/ mental pilot, Professor Philo Zog (later amended to Zogolowski because heaven forfend that someone have a weird name). It's not often that a weird nerd with a scraggly beard gets to be the hero.

I also love Zog's plan: hire a bunch of husky young men to act as his agents in various parts of the US, who then call in Electro as necessary. They eventually get phased out in favour of more Zog-time but I love them while they last. Also, in their first appearance they're referred to as Zog's "Machine of Righteousness" and that's what I think of them as because as a name, it rules.

Zog later shows up in a period piece or two, but it's Electro who eventually gets brung back by J. Michael Straczynski in The Twelve, making this the inaugural edition of THE TWELVE REPORT, a review of just how our pals fared in that book.

Electro got done somewhat dirty by J. Michael: The incident that put the other eleven heroes in suspended animation also severed the mental connection required to drive the robot. and Zog subsequently died of mental withdrawal. It might have taken a while though? His daughter Elizabeth shows up in the series and she is definitely not drown or styled as the 60+ year-old she would have to be if Zog kicked the bucket in 1945.

As for Electro itself, it was basically a narrative device in the book, acting as a combo murder weapon and witness. Ultimately it ends up being driven around the Middle East by the Laughing Mask. Ho hum.

Maybe I'll work out a 1-12 scale of how well I reckon the characters in The Twelve ended up being treated but it's hard to do with only one of them, you know?

MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 212: ECHO

(Detective Comics v1 049, 1941)

The story elements of this aren't anything special: a mad scientist builds a giant robot (or something) and sends it to get revenge on the world what shunned him for his wild ideas about building giant robots (or something). Eventually he gets sloppy and the Crimson Avenger tracks him back to his lair and in a twist of mild irony the order that was meant to cause the ultra-literal Echo to kill the Crimson instead results in the death of the scientist.

Echo is a perfectly fine example of the giant robot but the only really interesting part of this whole story is that it's a bit ambiguous what exactly he is? Like he's probably a robot, but read this:

"A horrible experiment," "a man-made giant." He could be a frankenstein, or a weird clone beast or a cybernetic humanoid toadstool! He's almost certainly supposed to be a robot, but the mind boggles at the possibilities! If only the Crimson Avenger hadn't tossed him off a cliff!