MINOR SUPER-HERO ROUND-UP 034

Here they are! Some guys you've never heard of!

the Press Guardian: 

In the Press Guardian's first outing he is known as the Falcon, but he has the same core mission as he will throughout his career: to clean up crime in Central City via the free press, even if he must do so in a pretty bad costume. A fair few places online list reporter Flash Calvert as the Falcon's secret identity but this is one of your classic reading comprehension/ research tests: it certainly seems like Calvert is the Falcon right up to the last third of the story, in which they start appearing in the same panels as one another. Thus, a claim that Calvert is the Falcon means that the claimant either skimmed the story in question or is taking the word of another who did so.

By Pep Comics 002, the Falcon has officially changed his name to the Press Guardian and traded in his Victorian daredevil costume for a classic suit-and-mask combo. His identity is also revealed as Perry Chase, society columnist and universally derided failson of the publisher of the Daily Express. As with a lot of Golden Age heroes the necessity for your secret identity to be the subject of scorn is not really explained - surely the same effect could be achieved by faking a limp or something and then people wouldn't constantly be insulting you to your face.

But the papes must go through, and the majority of the Press Guardians adventures have a hand in ensuring that they do, if only tangentially. (Pep Comics 001, 1940)

Auro, Lord of Jupiter:

Before Auro was lord of anything he was just some kid with the last name Hardwich who was out on a Sunday space drive with his family when all of a sudden things went wrong and the family space car crashed into the solid, non-gaseous, habitable surface of the planet Jupiter. There, the now-orphaned boy is raised by a Jovian tiger, becomes extra beefy in the high gravity environment, and rises to a position of leadership in the nearby tribe of "Jupiter Brutes," who name him Auro, meaning "Unconquerable".

All this is pretty standard jungle orphan, white guy exceptionalism stuff and I'm sure that one could make a pretty good case for it being just as unpleasant a series of tropes even when divorced from any real-world peoples etc, but what I must focus on is the fact that when you put a jungle guy in space he becomes a space barbarian and is actually pretty entertaining to read. (Planet Comics 001, 1940)

the Red Comet:

Speaking of taking character tropes from one comic genre and putting them in another, here's the Red Comet! Like his fellow Fiction House hero the Red Panther, the Red Comet brings super-hero style to a non-super-heroic world, or worlds in this case, as he beetles around the cosmos righting wrongs.

The Red Comet's main trick involves shrinking and growing at will, but over time he demonstrates a wide range of situationally useful abilities including but not limited to: a crime-in-progress sense, insect communication, invisibility, super strength, the ability to survive in space without PPE, flight and the ability to change the size of others.

The Red Comet's ability to change size is initially attributed to advanced technology (an "intra-atomic space adjuster," natch), while his expanded ability set is generally described as "magic." Then, in Planet Comics 009, he is on a dinner date and explains that he got his size control abilities when he was struck by "some outer space force," which gives him a more traditional super-hero origin. No word on whether his ability to talk to termites is still magic or as a result of another jolt of cosmic energy. (Planet Comics 001, 1940)

Tiger Hart of Crossbone Castle:

Tiger Hart is one of the more obscure Fletcher Hanks characters, a medieval warrior who spends his sole recorded adventure seeking the Great Solinoor Diamond (time for a Real Folk entry for the Koh-i-noor, I suppose) in order to free Queen Hilda from the clutches of the bandit chieftain Turk-the-Terrible. 

All pretty standard sword and sorcery stuff but, presumably in deference to the fact that the story was being published in Planet Comics, it all takes place on the planet Saturn. This raises many questions! Are Tiger Hart et al Saturnians? Are they from a far enough future that humans have colonized Saturn (and the habitability of Saturn must be taken as a given, alas) and then gone through a societal collapse of some kind, a Dark Age and now a medieval-style era? Or, as the only real reference to Saturn is that the Solinoor is from Saturn, is the story set on a far-future retromedieval Earth? Many things to ponder. (Planet Comics 002, 1940)

MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 691: THE CLAW

(Pep Comics 007, 1940) 

The Press Guardian's only recurring villain, the Claw has what can only be described as an eclectic career: In his first appearance he's a sort of freelance spy chief working to aid the I-assume-European country of Shironia in its attempt to conquer neighbouring Lanfia by committing acts of sabotage in the US and framing Lanfia as the perpetrator so that America will withdraw its support of Lanfia. The Press Guardian exposes the scheme and sends the Claw and his henchmen to a presumed watery grave.

Pep 008 drops a bombshell: the Claw could, in fact, swim. Instead of drowning, he made his way to the Central City docks and set up an insurance scam whereby he and his crew of rowdy sea dogs sunk their own ships for a tidy profit. The only flaw in the plan: the Claw kept on murdering nosy reporters who got too interested in all the shipwrecks going on, and you know that the Press Guardian is going to show up to check something like that out. The Claw ended up in the drink again, presumed dead but with more of a question mark than before.

And that question mark was justified! Pep 009's Press Guardian adventure begins with he and his aide Cynthia Blake investigating an extremely suspicious want ad for "young, healthy women with no living relatives" and wouldn't you know it, it's the Claw again. He's been turning people into beast-men using animal hormone injections and he's decided to finally branch out into making beast-women. The Press Guardian is even less into this scenario than the others and wastes little time in beating everyone up and forcing the Claw to reveal the antidote to beast-manism. When last seen the one-handed villain is being chased down by a mob of former beast-men, with murderous intent. Surely the Claw has finally met his end?

No dice. The Claw returns one last time, in Pep Comics 010, with a knife-wielding green-skinned weirdo named the Goon in tow. The Goon and the Claw have been kidnapping women from a bit of cottage country called Rocky Point - has he gone back to making beast-women? Is he trying to ruin the Press Guardian's home paper, the Daily Express, who are involved in the development of the region somehow? No, he's trying to drive people off so that he can steal a radium deposit that's located on the land.

The Claw suffers a fairly ignominious defeat in the face of what can't have been a very hard kick from Cynthia Blake. For all that he's been tenacious, he's also always been very easily defeated and while in a real-world way I know that that is because the Press Guardian was a second-tier character with a smaller pagecount than a headliner like the Shield, in my heart of hearts I prefer to believe that he's just a scrawny little wiener. Or maybe it's because he hangs out in radium-filled caves all the time, who can say.

Though the Goon is captured, the Claw just scampers away, and since he isn't in what turns out to be the Press Guardian's final outing in Pep Comics 011, he's just... at large when all is said and done (though again: radium cave. The Claw might not have been troubling humanity for much longer after this particular escapade).

FASCIST GOON CLEARING HOUSE 008

Will they ever mend their evil ways?

Like the Purple Shirts before them, the Black Legion exists mainly to represent the Forces of Unamericanism that Uncle Sam stands against, as they seek to win the hearts and minds of in this case the small Midwest community of Glen Valley (by shooting anyone who resists). The only real bit of innovation that they bring to the table are these rad machine gun motorcycles they go into battle on.

They also have a nose cutout on their masks, which indicates that they prioritize comfort over style. (National Comics 005, 1940)

The unnamed group that Uncle Sam fights in the next issue has a similar uniform in warm brown tones, and makes the interesting choice to wear it even while operating their submersible aircraft carrier base in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. That's some real dedication to secrecy. (National Comics 006, 1940)

The European-American Band, yet another take on the German-American Bund, is deceived and then dismantled in fairly short order by vacationing cartoonist-detective Pen Miller. (National Comics 006, 1940)

No comic book analog of the German-American Bund is particularly kind in its depiction but the Moronia Bund might just be the most insulting. I'm not sure why all the Moronian Americans are bald - it doesn't seem to be a requirement for entry as Perry "the Press Guardian" Chase is able to join up as a junior member to spy on them despite his luscious black locks. (Pep Comics 002, 1940)

(surprisingly, the Moronia Bund - under the slightly more sleek name "the Moroniabund" manages to scrape up another bunch of bald fascists to make a second appearance in Pep Comics 003, but gets its ass just as thoroughly kicked by the Press Guardian as the first time)