Showing posts with label Chic Carter. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Chic Carter. Show all posts

Sunday, February 22, 2026

CATALOGUE OF WOUNDS 005

More wounds for the Catalogue of Wounds!

Ace of Space:

Shot in the left arm during an attempted skyjacking. (Feature Comics 041, 1941)

the Black Hood:


As part of Kip Burland's journey to masked vigilantism he gets shot all to hell and back by the Skull's minions. The shots we can see happening are all hitting him in the torso, and according to his hermit mentor there were at least eight of them. Sheesh. (Top-Notch Comics 009, 1940)

Chic Carter:


Chic takes a bullet to his right arm while contending with the Phantom's very satanic boss. (Smash Comics 015, 1941)

the Comet:


Shot in the left shoulder by a gun-wielding member of an angry mob that is after him. (Pep Comics 004, 1940)

the Fox:

Severely whipped and beaten by the Night Riders during his origin. (Blue Ribbon Comics 004, 1940)

Galahad



Takes a sword blow meant for King Arthur, and while all these bullet wounds and so forth can get a little abstracted, this is a real overhand chop that has to be threatening to hit his lung. Galahad only survives due to Merlin's magical intervention. (Top-Notch Comics 008, 1940)

the Green Falcon:

Takes an arrow to the left shoulder. (Blue Ribbon Comics 013, 1941)

the Shadow:



Shot in the left arm by Zevox, aka the Head. (Shadow Comics v1 004, 1940)


The Shadow's left arm can't get a break, as a few issues later it gets a throwing knife to the shoulder. (Shadow Comics v1 007, 1940)

the Spider:


I don't know the precise number of times the Spider is shot here while tanking bullets to scare a gang but it sure is enough to impress his doctor. (Crack Comics 007, 1940)


A year later, the Spider gets near-fatally shot in the chest by the Crow. (Crack Comics 018, 1941)

Whiz, King of Falcons


Silver Streak's animal companion Whiz is struck in the bird-shoulder by a machine gun round. (Silver Streak Comics 010, 1941)

Monday, March 31, 2025

MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 756: THE MOLE

(Smash Comics 017, 1940) 



The Mole is an eccentric inventor who has developed one of the all-time greatest examples of technology that would net more safe profit if marketed for industrial purposes than if used for crime: the drilling machine. Rather than approaching the mining or construction industreis, the Mole opts for the rush inherent in stealing high-value, hard-to-fence objects like the unspecified crown jewels on display in New York's Maiden Lane.

In addition to the sheer digging power of his boring machine, the Mole's plan involved showing up at the crown jewels exhibition in disguise and casting a lot of suspicion on himself, thus leading to the police wasting their time in searching for a nonexistent bearded man. I was going to spend some time roasting him for going to all this trouble to establish a false identity while wearing a very distinctive red suit and bow tie, but a) it totally works and b) the far more roastable offense is including this ruse in the first place, as it's the only thing that ties him to the actual crime.



Even so, the Mole is on track to get away with his crimes, until  he compounds them by littering. Crack reporter Chic Carter gets the break that he's looking for when he is reminded that false beards exist by literally stepping on one, and once that happens it's all over: all Chic has to do is beat up a single nerd and he's solved the case and netted a free drilling machine in the process.

Saturday, March 29, 2025

MAD AND CRIMINAL SCIENTIST ROUND-UP 017

The science is flying fast and loose in here.

Professor Krauss' theories about a method for passing matter through matter were scorned and laughed at, so he turned them to crime, killing three and robbing the New York subtreasury*. Unfortunately for him he also gave an interview about his theories, which really helped research-savvy reporter Chic Carter track down and capture him. (Smash Comics 011, 1940)

*A Note on Subtreasuries: A frequent target for theft in the Golden Age or at least one that I've encountered 3-6 times, the New York Subtreasury was part of a US financial management system that distributed the storage of US gold reserves, but, critically, was phased out in 1920. I don't know what all these guys were after in there but there sure wasn't any gold.

Professor Abbot, disgraced former physics instructor at Stamton College, has developed a machine capable of paralyzing the population of a small city long enough for his men to rob it blind, but since the device also disrupts electrical signals this draws the attention of lineman Tom Dalton, aka Magno, the Magnetic Man. Abbot proves to be unusually well-prepared for the appearance of the local super-hero at his hideout and disables Magno with a prepared dose of knockout gas, which is really, really impressive, I have to say. 

Abbot's downfall comes in the form of every villain's worst enemy, the deathtrap. Sure, slinging Magno down a well to slowly drown is satisfying, in an evil kind of way, but it introduces the possibility of him escaping from the trap, and if he does that then you are screwed. Just stab him with a wooden stake or something if you need to avoid using metal!

Anyway, Magno of course escapes from the trap and ends up blowing Abbot, his machine, his hideout and his gang to high heaven by the medium of some hastily smashed up mad science equipment. (Smash Comics 014, 1940)


This unnamed scientist does a bit of old-fashioned grave robbing in order to get only the finest parts for his frankenstein (though the fact that he made sure to include the brain of a scholar doesn't seem to have played out in the mentality of the creature) which he then uses a growth hormone on and makes huge, super strong and bulletproof. Dubbed Brutus and deemed unstoppable, this creation is sent out to loot and plunder.

I always appreciate it when a character has to contend with a foe who is their rough equivalent from time to time - this is part of the appeal of Hellboy, for example - and Brutus offers just that opportunity for Bozo the Iron Man, being essentially a Bozo-shaped and-sized human of equivalent strength. Brutus manages to win the day in their first encounter by hitting Bozo over the head hard enough that Hugh Hazzard is knocked out through the armour of his robo-suit, but their second bout results in the deaths of both Brutus and his unnamed creator. (Smash Comics 014, 1940)


Across the US, buildings, trains, planes and ships begin sailing off into the sky, accompanied by a totally radical visual effect of a giant green mummy that I'm not 100% certain is actually visible to regular non-comic-reading witnesses - it's never commented on in any case, and if I saw a giant mummy carry a train off into the void I assure you that you would hear me speak of little else.


The culprit turns out to be one Doctor Robb, an unscrupulous archaeologist who murdered his colleague Professor Hill in order to steal an ancient artifact called the Power of Tutkamen (named after original owner Ra Tutkamen, natch).


Robb presumably refines his control over the power, as he seems to be using it to plunder passing shipping from his island base and that's hard to do if you're just blasting ships and planes into orbit. The party comes to an end once the Invisible Hood gets involved, as Robb discovers to his chagrin that having the power to levitate anything you see doesn't help you very much in a confrontation with an invisible guy. Rather than be captured, Robb does a header out the window of his lighthouse HQ. (Smash Comics 016, 1940)

Sunday, March 23, 2025

MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 750: THE PHANTOM

(Smash Comics 015, 1940) 


It's a tale as old as opera: macho newsman Chic Carter is pissing and moaning his way through a theatre review assignment when a dramatic figure suddenly murders the star and disappears into the bowels of the opera house. Chic is quick to connect this killing with two others that took place over the last twenty years and sets out to capture the enigmatic Phantom.


Chic and the police stage a recreation of the fatal performance using the singer's poor understudy and... it works! Too well, actually. The singer doesn't get murdered (phew!) but the Phantom grabs her and runs off with Carter in hot pursuit, along with a suspiciously evil-looking actor. 

It turns out that the opera's male lead has been maintaining his position of prominence for the last twenty years by having the Phantom murder his rivals, and what a commitment to being the king of a moderate hill that is. Sure, opera was a lot more of A Thing circa 1940 than it is now and this is presumably the top NYC opera house, but keeping a whole-ass man in a secret basement apartment for two entire decades in order to remove a rival on average every ten years... it's a heckuva commitment to your art is all I'll say.

In an unsurprising non-twist, the singer turns out to be a bad boss and shoots the Phantom dead for screwing up and kidnapping the understudy, only to be killed himself when the Phantom pops back up with a burst of dying berserker strength just long enough for revenge. Maybe if you hadn't outsourced all of your murdering to underpaid contractors you'd be better at it, idiot.

Sunday, March 2, 2025

NOTES: MARCH 2025

Supercut Updates:

Fresh new Skeletons With Jobs and Looming Spectres of Death await ye.

Abandoned Ideas

I came very close to assembling a supercut of Women Kissing the Protagonist in the Last Panel While Their Father Looks Coyly On, but it would be way too labour-intensive to assemble. Plus probably a bit creepy to see all in one place.


Anti-Drug Propaganda:



Chic Carter investigates a dangerous drug ring after a college kid goes nuts and kills his friend... ON WEED. (Smash Comics 009, 1940)

Cops Shooting at Fleeing Suspects:

Coupla crooks running from the police get fired upon. (Smash Comics 010, 1940)

Dinosaurs:

Shock Gibson discovers a lost plateau full of dinosaurs, including this, the grodiest pterodactyl I have ever seen. I love it. (Speed Comics 005, 1940)

Wednesday, February 12, 2025

NOTES: FEBRUARY 2025

Secret Knowledge

This is mostly me not wanting to sign up for a Fandom account but confidential to the Dickie Dean page on the Public Domain Super Heroes wiki:

-Dickie Dean is said to be 14 in the splash blurb of his first appearance in Silver Streak Comics 003

-in the same story he receives a telegram from J Edgar Hoover in which he is addressed as Richard 

-in Silver Streak Comics 006 he is addressed as "Richard Bruce Dean"

Memes of Yore - Hamburgers

Can't have a hamburger without onions. (Feature Funnies 048, 1948)

Honours:

Swashbucking reporter Chic Carter receives the Moravian Military Cross for his role in fighting off an invasion force. (Smash Comics 006, 1940)

MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 992: THE VAHINES

(Jungle Comics 013, 1941) The Vahines, aka the Tiger-Women of Wildmoon Mountain, have a plan: kill every other woman in the world, which wil...