REAL PERSON ROUND-UP 019

For various definitions of the word real. 

Adolf Hitler: 

Just why this nonsense-language-speaking pilot henchman of the Mask is named Reltih is a mystery, but it's also a fact. BONUS VERY ANNOYING THING: I can decipher the nonsense in that second panel as "I'll murder the bum" but this makes me think that I should be able to do the same with the rest of his half-dozen or so lines of dialogue but I can't. Utterly vexing!

The Mask also employs an English-speaker with the very annoying name of Inilossom in the same issue. (Whiz Comics 010, 1940)

Here's straightforward Hitler analog King Rodend of Kalnar about to be beaten up by the Flame. (Wonderworld Comics 011, 1940)

Wretched humour comic "Don Quixote in Modern Times" features villain "Adolphus Stalini". (Wonderworld Comics 020, 1940)  

Devil's Island: 

Newsreel camerawoman Patty O'Day covers a prisoner's revolt on the penal colony in what might just be the least sympathetic portrayal of Devil's Island in comics. (Wonderworld Comics 015, 1940)

J. Edgar Hoover:

Minor appearances: 

Whiz Comics 003a, 1940 

Whiz Comics 005, 1940 

John Galt: 

File this one under "amazing coincidences". A character named John Galt, a full seventeen years before Atlas Shrugged is published. And to top it off:

Dr John Galt's radium has been stolen by Dr James Kirk (aka Doctor Death), a full twenty-six years before Star Trek debuts. Would it be a bit more narratively satisfying if John Galt was the selfish shitheel and James Kirk was the selfless hospital administrator? Sure, but that's just details. (Whiz Comics 002, 1940)

the Koh-i-Noor Diamond:

Reporter Scoop Smith is sent on assignment to find the fabled South African Rooirand Emerald, which his editor sees as a direct parallel to the Koh-i-noor. Just how this is the case is what baffles me - I initially thought that it might have been stolen and editor Lane was thinking of the Agatha Christie novel in which that happened, but the more I look at it the more I think that it's just a big gem that some white guys are trying to steal. 

(this story also has one of the more stupid desus ex machina endings in all comics, when the sacred snake handler of the isolationist tribe that worship the emerald turns out to be Sam Jones, African American train porter and eternally loyal to Smith because of a five dollar tip) (Whiz Comics 004, 1940) 

Lázaro Cárdenas del Rio: 

You know me: I love to dunk on old comics for their portrayals of in-office world leaders, and let's just say that if you look up a picture of Lázaro Cárdenas, president of Mexico from 1934 to November of 1940, he doesn't have a long white beard. I didn't bother to check if the President of Mexico has an enormous ornate throne to sit in, but I can only hope. (Whiz Comics 005, 1940)

Mata Hari: 

Hundanian spy Mata Dara, the latest in a long line of women in espionage to have a sound-alike name to Mata Hari. (Zip Comics 001, 1940)

Senusret III: 

Mentioned as being a cousin of Taia's in Whiz Comics 002, "King Senwosri" aka Pharaoh Senusret III then makes an appearance in person as he rises from the dead to punish an American explorer for violating the sanctity of his tomb. He returns to his eternal slumber after an intervention by cousin Taia and cousin-in-law Ibis the Invincible. (Whiz Comics 003b, 1940)

MAD AND CRIMINAL SCIENTIST ROUND-UP 022

The Ethic Committee is going to have a field day.  

Dr Belos is a single-issue mad scientist: he wants to turn men into birds, and to that end he has set up camp in a place called the Valley of Terror and gotten to work creating surgical chimeras called Vulture Men. His downfall comes about because he kidnaps surgeon Dr D'arne to act as his unwilling assistant, thus causing D'Arne's daughter to bring in the Flame to help rescue him. 

Please also note that Belos has a single long fang in place of one of his lower incisors. 

Despite looking more like human-reptile than human-bird hybrids, the Vulture Men are some classic examples of monstrous humanoid henchmen. They also get mercilessly slaughtered by the Flame instead of perhaps being captured and restored to human form, like so many of the monstrously transformed in comics are. I guess next time they shouldn't be transformed into bird guys against their wills.

Though the Flame really wrecks up his operation, Dr Belos' true nemesis turns out to be the pitching arm of Dr D'Arne, when he flings what is presumably a Vulture Man skull with sufficient force to kill the mad scientist outright. Then the Flame destroys Belos' dam and floods the Valley of Terror for good measure. (Wonderworld Comics 015, 1940)

Dr Grant was kicked out of the Scientist's Society for his theories, and while I always have some sympathy for the villains who are reacting to hidebound thinkers and their ways, one must consider that his response to this slight is to start collapsing bridges with his friction-neutralizing ray. If this is the way that Grant typically escalates conflict, maybe it wasn't his theories but his interpersonal skills that got him kicked out of the Society in the first place. 

Grant's comes into conflict with newsreel camerawoman Patty O'Day and eventually gets shot by Patty's assistant Ham. (Wonderworld Comics 018, 1940)

Zarhov is what I would call a pretty mad scientist, who has transformed a lady into a huge apelike creature called Zozo and is now looking to do the same to the daughter of his enemy Dr Carr. Luckily for Carr, he is friends with Yarko the Great (comics are full of older scientists with no wife and one beautiful adult daughter, and they seem to make up 100% of Yarko's social circle), who manages to baffle Zozo long enough for her monster rage to turn on Zahrov. Zozo gets off lightly compared to fellow transformees like the Vulture Men, because Yarko the Great has the means and inclination to turn her back into a human being. (Wonderworld Comics 020, 1940) 

Godfrey Calkins, described as a "retired millionaire business man" has an interesting idea that he seems to want to employ for normal, non-criminal means: he wants to freeze people so that they can better withstand the rigours of space travel. A noble goal! The problem lies in his experimental methodology: instead of starting out with animal testing and then perhaps moving on to volunteers, Calkins has decided to move straight to human trials on some kidnapped teenagers. And what's worse is that he acquires those teenagers by derailing an entire train full of football boosters into a river with the expectation that there would probably be a survivor or two. Truly a wretched man! 

Luckily for the teens in question, they are Dusty Davis and Janey Smart, classmates and pals of Atom Blake, Boy Wizard, and he soon shows up to beat the tar out of Calkins and his goons and to retrieve and thaw out Janey from the Venus-bound rocket she was already setting out on. No word on what subsequently happened to Calkins - perhaps he had to pay a small fine. (Wow Comics 001, 1940) 

NOTES - JUNE 2024

Memes of Yore - Sheep vs Cows: 

It's not at all surprising that there was conflict between sheep and cattle farmers in the Old West - human tribalism alone might have accounted for that without the sometimes conflicting needs of the two industries coming into play - but the insistence of early Western media that the cattlemen were RIGHT, DAMMIT and those dirty sheep farmers were nothing but a bunch of crooks suitable only for roles as sneaking villains is a bit baffling. (Wonder Comics 001, 1939)

Honours:

Newsreel camerawoman Patty O'Day breaks up a spy ring and gets a personal letter of thanks from FDR! (Wonderworld Comics 005, 1939)