REAL PERSON ROUND-UP 025

If comics are reflections of the real world then why should we be surprised to find them so full of real people?

Adolf Hitler:

Hiller is the "mad dictator" who inspires Hercules to reincarnate and eventually become Marvel Boy. He's about as close as you get to putting a Hitler in your comic as you can get without actually saying the name. The whole name. The "t" part. (Daring Mystery Comics 006, 1940)

This otherwise-unnamed Fuehrer of a likewise nameless underground nation that vexes the America inhabited by Captain Daring in 3051 CE is a clear inspired-by-Hitler type. (Daring Mystery Comics 007, 1941)

Citizen V takes a break from his propaganda campaign in Occupied Europe to sneak into Germany and become a member of the Punched Hitler in the Nose Club. (Daring Mystery Comics 008, 1942)

This version of Hitler appears in a long dream sequence in the comedic Army Life strip "Private Rook" that appears to exist solely to make a joke about him being gay (the bit where he is the Princess Tanya's Fairy Godmother, specifically). This isn't great, but it is remarkable for being the only time I personally have seen such a thing in a Golden Age comic. (Army and Navy Comics 003, 1941)

Though Cap punches Hitler on the cover of his very first issue, it is in fact Bucky who lands the first blow on him (and Goering) in the pages of a comic. (Captain America Comics 002, 1941)

the Borgias:

Cesare, Lucrezia and the rest of the Borgia family might not actually appear in comics all that often, but they certainly do figure into their plots via the absolute piles of poisoned and poison-adjacent artifacts that are attributed to them. Borgia trinkets crop up so frequently, in fact, that I am surprised that it's taken us this long to encounter one, in the form of a hollow silver statuette that contains a deadly contact poison. (Fantastic Comics 018, 1941)

Fort Knox:

Stardust the Super Wizard's final foe, the unfortunately-named "Slant-Eye," was a classic comic book Fort Knox robber. (Fantastic Comics 016, 1941)

Francis Biddle:

Major Victory has to consult with the US Attorney General in 1941, and in 1941 the US Attorney General was Francis Biddle. The man in the panel above is not Francis Biddle. (Dynamic Comics 002, 1941)

Franklin D Roosevelt:

Seen ordering the creation of a super-soldier, i.e. Captain America, to combat domestic espionage. (Captain America Comics 001, 1941)

Fritz Kuhn:

Fritz Knoll, purveyor of domestic espionage, is probably a reference to the chief Bundist. (Fantastic Comics 021, 1941)

Henry L Stimson:

The US didn't even have a Secretary of Defense until after WWII, so I am not sure who this guy hanging out with Samson is supposed to be. The analogous position at the time this comic came out was Secretary of War, and that was Henry L Stimson, and this is not him. A true mystery man in all senses. (Fantastic Comics 023, 1941)

J Edgar Hoover:

J Arthur Grover, head of the FBI and clear J Edgar Hover stand-in, is also the man in charge of the program that would eventually be known as Project: Rebirth, aka the super-soldier program that produces Captain America later in this same issue. (Captain America Comics 001, 1941)

Tutankhamen:

Some of King Tut's grave goods are among the items stolen by the Butterfly. (Captain America Comics 003 1941)

MINOR SUPER-HERO ROUND-UP 092

Who ever thunk that there could be quite so many minor super-heroes?

Invisible Scarlet O'Neil:

Young Scarlet O'Neil, being the kind of person who will touch an arc of mysterious energy in her scientist father's lab, finds herself rendered invisible, a condition that she eventually learns is reversed by touching a certain nerve in her wrist.* She uses this power to fight mid-tier injustice eventually (I am assured) parleys it into a career as a newspaper reporter. Before that, she functions as a very low-level vigilante - she solves some crimes, yes, but also gets mixed up in a lot of people's personal lives. She is also one of the few invisible characters to regularly suffer any consequences for going out in public without reflecting any light: she is regularly beaned by baseballs, pushed into traffic, etc.

Sticklers might note that "Invisible Scarlet O'Neil" was a comic strip first and that what I am showing here are images from the comic book reprints of such, and I must confess that I do not have the wherewithal to source comic strip dates every time I want to refer to this character. All references to her will be from the Eastern Color comics. (Famous Funnies 081, 1941)

*As presented, the timeline is extremely sad: 1) her father accidentally causes her to become invisible by not taking her poor lab safety practices into account 2) he works to find a cure but cannot 3) he dies, presumably in despair over his child's life of invisible obscurity 4) she figures out the nerve thing

Categorized in: Body (Invisible), Origin (Mysterious Ray Mutate), Power (Invisibility)

Fearless Flint, the Famous Flint Man:

Jack Bradley, a worker on the carving of Mount Rushmore (and let me tell you: every time I think that I'm done being surprised by the real-world events that super-hero origins are being roped into I am dead wrong) is flung down the face of the mountain when his pneumatic drill is sabotaged. Instead of being killed horribly as one might expect, Jack survives because the flint shards that litter the Rushmore debris field merge with his skin rather than shredding it. Now, upon touching any metal, he turns to red hot flint complete with little sparks flying off of him, and becomes super strong and invulnerable. A few things:

- Flint's elemental transformation is very on brand for the small stable of Eastern Color super-heroes, cv Hydroman, the upcoming Man o'Metal, etc.

- Despite the fact that he requires the touch of metal to transform, Flint notably fails to consider carrying any around with him in any of the half dozen of his adventures I have flipped through. He always needs one of his enemies to bop him with a metal weapon or push him into a railing or drop a chandelier on his head, and in later adventures simply turns to flint when he gets angry.

- Flint's drill was sabotaged by agents of the Lava Man, his first enemy, whose appearances are serialized across half a dozen issues in 1942 and who we will be covering once that year rolls around. I will give you a spoiler, however: he has absolutely no reason to have sabotaged the construction of Mount Rushmore, so either this was a classic example of the Reel (agents of a super-villain go far afield for no reason other than to draw the hero to a second location and move the plot forward) or the Lava Man is very sympathetic to the plight of the Sioux people.

- Finally, I looked very hard and while I can't say this with 100% certainty I can do so at 95%: the Black Hills in general and Mount Rushmore in particular do not seem to be particularly rich in flint. But maybe that's the secret to Flint's transformation, that they were magic flint shards that shouldn't ought to have been there.

All in all a true oddball of a character as befits a member of the Eastern Color stable. (Famous Funnies 089, 1941)

Categorized in: Element (Minerals (Flint)), Origin (Material Mutate), Power (Phyiscal Transformation, Super Strength)

the Sixth Column:

Nineteen Forty-One: Stardust the Super Wizard, concerned about a mass mobilization of Axis fifth columnists into the Americas, vows to form a sixth column to counter their efforts. As his agents, he chooses the boys of the United States (more on this). Also please note that in between declaring that he would found the Sixth Column and actually getting around to doing so, Stardust roots out and murders every Fifth Columnist in America as part of his defense of Earth against the Martian Sky Demons.

With no counter-espionage work to do, the Sixth Column is instead given a portion of Stardust's power (flight, fusing rays to mess up the enemy's war machines, repelling rays to levitate the enemy troops) and set loose as a super powered child army versus an Axis invasion force that is approaching from South America. (Fantastic Comics 014, 1941)

The Sixth Column returns in Fantastic Comics 015, and this time they get official Stardust the Super Wizard outfits. In addition to the star-metal costumes (possibly invulnerable), the boys are equipped with mind-reading devices to root out fifth columnists and metal-repelling rays to protect the US from enemy missiles. Curiously, this time they are not given the power of flight.

The thing that I find myself thinking while reading the two stories featuring the Sixth Column is "why is Stardust doing this?" It's not for any lack of ability to keep on top of things, that's for sure, as the boys do not do anything that Stardust hasn't already done on a bigger scale, and in any case he is monitoring them the entire time as seen here when they lose control of a missile and destroy an ocean liner and he jumps in to take over immediately.

Is it meant to be some sort of mentoring? Of ensuring that there will be a new stardust? Is he just bored? He's probably just bored with crime fighting while being so grotesquely overpowered, isn't he.

Categorized in: Alphanumeric (Six), Origin (Sidekicks), Powers (Various) 

Stardust the Super Wizard **UPDATE**:

And speaking of Stardust the Super Wizard: we've seen him shapeshift before and we've seen him impossibly grab a man by the torso before but in this, his very last appearance, he combines the two by grabbing the villain "Slant-Eye" with a gross tentacle hand. It truly is an iconic image for the guy to go out on. (Fantastic Comics 016, 1941)

ALIENS AND SO FORTH ROUND-UP 041

Once again I am inviting you to look at some aliens.

Martian Sky-Demons:

We only really ever see the space fleet belonging to these Martians, who have thrown in with the Axis forces to lend their "long-range, disintegrating super-bombs" to the invasion of North America. What they look like is left as just as much a mystery as what they are getting out this alliance with the Nazis.

The Sky-Demons end up wasting their payload of super-bombs on a replica Earth that Stardust makes out of smoke, shadows and the bodies of a few hundred unlucky fifth columnists, upon which they abandon the plan and return to Mars. Perhaps those were all the bombs they had, or perhaps they wisely realized that they were flirting with disaster - Stardust is after all not known for his restraint in the face of aggression. (Fantastic Comics 014, 1941)

Living Diamonds:

The Living Diamonds are a really terrific species who live on Mystery Isle, on the same planet as the crew of Air Sub DX. I love that they're literally just big diamonds, that they have little hat-shaped flying platforms to get around on, and that they can spit molten glass at their enemies. And I especially love this guy's extremely weary facial expression which might just be how he looks and might be because crooks have been trying to turn his people into regular, non-living diamonds. 

Also please note the second-last panel above, which is the earliest instance of someone calling a giant humanoid vehicle a "mech" that I have ever seen. (Amazing Mystery Funnies v2 008, 1939)

Lunerzons:

In the future occupied by space adventurer Spurt Hammond (variously placed anywhere from 2520 to 40 000 CE), the polar regions of the Moon are occupied by a group called the Lunerzons, who are as their name suggests Amazons who live on the Moon. The spelling being Lunerzon and not Lunarzon is, of course, maddening.

The Lunerzons have ambitions of conquest, and to that end have begun raiding passing transport rockets. One of these rockets is piloted by Spurt Hammond, Planet Flyer, who puts up enough of a fuss in defense of his cargo that he ends up as a captive back on the Moon.

Perhaps because they admire his tenacity, the Lunerzons treat Spurt more as a guest than a prisoner and so give him the official tour, including visits to the explosives factory where all of their men are employed in gruelling slave labour, and the pens where the Lunarzons breed the delightfully-named goblin-like Mooniacs for sport.

Your average Golden or Silver Age comic featuring this setup would end with Spurt freeing all of the enslaved men and leading them in a revolution against their female oppressors in a not-so-subtle bit of social commentary. Instead, he drops a Mooniac that has been loaded down with explosives onto the factory roof, and while I enjoy a twist it's a pretty rough way to treat an enslaved underclass.

Lest you think that the "Spurt Hammond" scribes were above jokes at the expense of women, Our Hero escapes the Moon while the Lunerzon leaders are having a catfight over him. (Planet Comics 001, 1940)

Spiderpeople:

The Spiderpeople inhabit an unnamed moon orbiting an unnamed planet in an undisclosed star system, and only become relevant to our interests when some Earth colonists blunder their way into the planet-wide Spiderperson webs and get themselves captured. This attracts the attention of the mighty Red Comet, who is more kindly disposed to Earth people than any aliens, no matter how trespassed-upon.

Probably the most interesting thing about the Spiderpeople is the arrangement of their limbs: rather than being kind of spider centaurs like so many of their peers, they have four spider legs emerging from their rib cage area and then a tiny little lower body with two more. While it's not the most physically imposing design, it is neat. 

Like I said, the Red Comet is not interested in exploring cultural relativity: the Spiderpeople attempt to sacrifice some Earthlings to their gods and so they get squarshed. Not all of them, but he certainly puts a dent in their population. That'll show 'em for looking kind of gross. (Planet Comics 001, 1940)

REAL PERSON ROUND-UP 006

More real people and their analogs. Lotta Hitlers in this one.

Adolf Hitler:

Hitler analogs c.1940 were often quite visually distinct from the actual man. Samson foe and dictator of Ratonia Dragor honestly looks more like a bald Stalin, and you might be excused for thinking that he was more of a pastiche of all extant dictators. The real clue is in the invasion of Belgium. (Fantastic Comics 002, 1940) 

Meanwhile this as-yet unnamed dictator of the future super-nation of Russmany is a pretty clear Hitler-alike. (Fight Comics 001, 1940)

Misc Minor Appearances:

Hitler-alike dispatches the Tankonaut to sow terror in the US. (Exciting Comics 005, 1940)

Hitlerian dictator Rigo funds Samson foe Kilgor's robot army. (Fantastic Comics 006, 1940) 

Benito Mussolini:

He doesn't actually appear in the comic but "Gasolini" is one of the better dumb stand-in names I have seen for Mussolini. Weirdly, the Dictator mentioned above is so generic that he's not really enough of a reference to any one person to include here. (Fantastic Comics 010, 1940)

Depicted with his pal Hitler as a background gag in a room full of faux Mayan statuary. (Fantoman 003, 1940)

Fiorello Laguardia:

At this point it's worth noting any time that a generic Mayor of New York City shows up, just to have a record of them. (Fantastic Comics 011, 1940)

Franklin D Roosevelt:

Misc Minor Appearances:

Meets up with Dr John "Son of the Gods" Thesson to discuss the threat of the Tankonaut. (Exciting Comics 005, 1940)

Confers with Thesson and a panel of others about the threat of the Invincible Five (Exciting Comics 006, 1940) 

Briefly kidnapped by super-gangster Rip-the-Blood, rescued by Stardust the Super Wizard (Fantastic Comics 002, 1940)

Henry Ford:

Motor king "Henry Lord" is kidnapped by the Miracle Men (Fantastic Comics 005, 1940)

Hollywood Crowd Scenes:

Comic strip "Olly of the Movies", about young actress Olive Lane's travails in Hollywood (seen here as a comic book reprint) is chock full of cameos - and under actual names! Marie Dressler, Mae West, Greta Garbo, Joan Crawford and Jimmy Durante are the ones named, but there are a whole swath (that I am not qualified to identify) in that second panel alone. (Famous Funnies 006, 1935)

Saladin:

Every Crusader hero eventually has to meet Saladin and the Golden Knight is no exception. The creators always have to balance the fact that they obviously think that Saladin is very cool with the idea that he is supposed to be the villain and this is a story where it is not quite pulled off: Saladin spares the Golden Knight because he is such a valiant battler and shows him great hospitality, while the Knight wanders around all surly and churlish talking about how he'd like to kill everyone present. Saladin definitely comes off better in the interaction. (Fantastic Comics 002, 1940)

Saladin and the Golden Knight meet up again a few issues later and the encounter ends with the Golden Knight killing Saladin, a wildly ahistoric event but not a unique one, as you might see if I ever work my way through the hundreds of Real Person in Comics entries I have in spreadsheet form. For the record, Saladin died of a fever, still in control of Jerusalem, a full year after the Third Crusade ended. (Fantastic Comics 008, 1940)

Selection of Old-Time Boxers:

Boxer and heavyweight champ Kayo Kirby has a stress dream in which he meets and is beaten up by successive old-time champs John L. Sullivan...

... Gentleman Jim Corbett...

... and Bob Fitzsimmons (with special appearance by his wife Rose).

He also receives some training from old-time boxer Charley Mitchell, not that it does him much good against the spectres of his own mind. (Fight Comics 009, 1940)

Unknown:

Given that he was kidnapped immediately following "Henry Lord", above, there is a strong possibility that "John Rancab" is also a stand-in name. As "Bacnar" does not appear to be a name and the only John Branca I can find was born in 1950, I am stumped - is it just a bad anagram of "banker"? Maybe. (Fantastic Comics 005, 1940)