Thursday, February 29, 2024

MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 463: PROFESSOR MONTE

(Mystic Comics v1 004, 1940)


Professor Monte is the type of criminal scientist that I want to see in more comics: he has an idea (develop a gold-attracting magnet and use it to steal gold), he secures funding from crooked businessman Prentiss, he tests his device with a series of jewelry store robberies before scaling up to using the big dirigible-mounted model... he has a plan, in other words, rather than a vague idea of how they're going to take over Newark using their amazing new food additive or gun that fires grass seed.

And the plan pays off! Professor Monte robs Fort Knox and gets away with it! All he has to do is lie low and he and Prentiss and all his goons are set for life!

But of course that is too much to ask. Professor Monte is, after all, a criminal scientist and they are not known for their restraint. He is determined to rob the Bank of England as well, and comes close to doing so before running up against the fact that not only is London unusually well prepared for an aerial invasion at the time but that Dynamic Man is on his tail. Ultimately it comes down to electric blast vs hydrogen gas and the hydrogen gas always loses.

Wednesday, February 28, 2024

MINOR SUPER-HERO 051: HERCULES

(Mystic Comics v1 003)


Every long running super-hero universe is going to acquire some Herculeses and the Marvel Universe might just have the most of all - I counted an even dozen just now and I'm sure there are more that aren't properly documented on the fan wikis - the DCU doesn't come close even if you count reboots of the same characters. Why? Not sure!

This Hercules is the son of one Dr David, raised on Snow Island in the Arctic to be a mental and physical paragon. He's super-strong and though his height is pretty inconsistent he's gotta be at least eight and up to ten feet tall. He busts up one mad scientist and saves a town from a flood but that's about it. Personally I think that he should come back (sorry, BRUNG BACK), just to add a little confusion to the modern Marvel Hercules scene.

Tuesday, February 27, 2024

MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 462: THE TRUSTEES OF HATE

(Mystic Comics v1 004, 1940)


The Trustees of Hate are a group of villains operating at least nominally along corporate lines, with strategy meetings, what appears to be a board of directors etc. Because their headquarters is in the evocatively named Horror Hall, on the border of the fictional European countries of Borsia and Gratzia, the Blue Blaze is given a new power especially so that he can go beat them up: he returns to his grave between cases and emerges from it again when he is needed, but the grave moves. Very eerie and also very funny if you picture his coffin burrowing through the dirt like a worm. Like I do.

So just who are the Trustees of Hate?


Dr Vortex: If the story hadn't hit the "Trustees of Hate" angle so hard in the first few pages then this would be an entry on Dr Vortex with special mention of the Trustees as his well-named henchmen. As it stands, the Trustees were held up as a group threat and Dr Vortex is their leader. He's your regular-style evil scientist and developer of the Hate Ray that is key to the Trustees' plan.


Lor: Lor is the Trustees' hangman. There's not a lot that you can say about him, as he keels over dead with a heart attack after seeing the Blue Blaze emerge from a lime pit (the second time this specific heart attack trigger happens in a Blue Blaze story, by the way). He does appear to love his job, so that's something.

Probably the most interesting thing about Lor is his design - I reckon that over the span of comics this sort of "generic punk" look might just be one of the more iconic designs for low-threat goons ad thugs but it's fairly wild to see it in a comic from 1940.

Lara: Every evil organization worth its salt has at least one hypercompetent woman making sure things run smoothly and for the Trustees of Hate that woman is Lara. Not only does Lara capture the Blue Blaze and make sure that the Trustees' plans go off despite his interference but she is also the only member of the group to survive the adventure (spoiler). Here's hoping that like Nalda after her she got away to some corner of the Marvel Universe to thrive in her own evil way. Perhaps they're elderly evil business partners by now.


Weasel: The only named member of the horde of gangsters and spies that make up the bulk of the organization. Weasel is shot by Lara after he is captured by the Blue Blaze and looks likely to spill his guts.

The rest of them, meanwhile, are blown up by Dr Vortex in an attempt to kill the Blue Blaze.

The Trustees' actual plan involves Lara and others using Dr Vortex' Hate Ray on the leaders of neighbouring European countries Borsia and Gratzia until a war happens. Once both countries have bombed each other to smithereens, the Trustees of Hate would move in and take over and/or loot both countries. Not a bad plan though if I were starting a war between two countries I might refrain from living on the border between the two. But what do I know - I've never invented any kind of ray.

Despite the fact that most of the Trustees are already dead, Dr Vortex manages to capture the Blue Blaze. It's hard to determine if he could have sealed the deal and actually bumped him off, because he commits the classic villain mistake and stops to gloat. COuld the Blue Blaze escape any time he wanted or was that cool cigarette just what he needed to recharge his power? We'll never know.

This is the last Blue Blaze story, and until someone brings him back again I'll always picture him in his little coffin, burrowing through the earth like a worm, on his way to fight evil.

Monday, February 26, 2024

MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 461: THE HOOD

(Mystic Comics v1 003, 1940)

The Hood is a dude in a sheet ghost costume who is seemingly the head of an extortion gang targeting bankers and ruthlessly killing any who defy him. And perhaps you've noted that "seemingly" and are wondering what it could mean. Well,

This ruthless banker-murderer... is actually a banker! He's Willard Thomas and his extortion scheme was a front for a murder scheme that would have left him, the last banker standing, holding the keys to some sort of joint banker bank account. This is an okay plan! I'm not sure what the dismount was going to be because Dynamic Man beat him up before he managed to kill all other local bankers but the Hood definitely put more thought into things than a lot of the jamokes one here.

Sunday, February 25, 2024

MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 460: THE IRON DUKE

(Mystic Comics v1 003, 1940)

Just a gang boss running an arson scheme, but a particularly ruthless one with a particularly great name.

Having a cool name doesn't help you when a couple of brothers rock up with their super-powered rubber robot. Still, the Iron Duke! What a name!

Saturday, February 24, 2024

MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 459: THE STAR-GAZER

(Mystic Comics v1 003, 1940)


It must be something of a point of pride for a super-hero to get to the point where they are effective enough that super-villains are being hired specifically to get rid of them, and that's where the Star-Gazer comes in. A criminal astronomer and/or astrologer, the Star-Gazer is approached by crimelord Dr Gair to get rid of the pesky Blue Blaze.

In fact, not only has the Blue Blaze reached "super-villain contract hit" levels, he has reached the level where a custom monster is created just to destroy him! Rarefied stuff for a mere third appearance.

The Star-Monster is a cool humanoid made out of a pile of chemicals and powered by the light of a particular star. It's invulnerable and strong and more than a match for even the Blue Blaze's enhanced strength, so it's lucky for him that its activity is limited to the times that its patron star is visible in the sky.

The Blue Blaze survives his initial encounter with the Star-Monster due to it adorably falling asleep once morning comes, then puts his respite to good use in his personal laboratory and discovers that stellar rays can be blocked by common or garden variety lead and lucky for him this is the 1940s when lead is easily sourced. One visit to a print shop with no Health and Safety officer on staff and the Star-Monster is safely encased in molten lead until I get my way and he is BRUNG BACK to take Snorlax-style naps all over modern comics.

As for the Star-Gazer, he just doesn't know when to admit defeat, in classic super-villain style. "Just after the hero neutralizes your invulnerable super-beast" is in fact the perfect time to either flee or surrender and live to fight another day. Sure, using crystals and prisms to hand-focus a stellar deathray is incredibly badass and if you manage to pull it off you will never pay for another drink at the 40s equivalent of the Bar With No Name again in your life, but realistically you're an old man in a showdown with a Civil War-era post-human and it's going to end, well, like it did, with the deaths of both the Star-Gazer and Dr Gair.

Friday, February 23, 2024

HONOURS: THE FLAME BADGE OF MERIT

(Big 3 004, 1941) 

In a change of pace from the usual heaping of honours on the various costumed do-gooders of comics we have here the Flame giving out an award called the "Flame Badge of Merit" to someone who helped out on a case. A fun twist!

MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 458: BARKO

(Mystic Comics v1 002, 1940)

Barko is a mere extortionist who has blown up one mineshaft already and is heavily implying that another can be blown up if the mining concern doesn't see clear to paying him off. Beyond that he is remarkable mostly for how seriously and thoroughly he responds to the appearance of the Blue Blaze on the scene:

Boulder.

Sniper rifle.

Attack dogs.

And finally dual-wielded freeze ray guns. All of this during the Blue Blaze's short drive to the second mineshaft. The Blue Blaze is captured after being frozen solid but of course...

... freezing a fire-themed super-hero has a pretty low success rate.

Thursday, February 22, 2024

MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 457: THE BLACK HAWK

(Mystic Comics v1 002, 1940)


Scourge of the year 2300, the Black Hawk and his Mercurian space pirates loot the spaceways of radioactive plinium in a bid to take over the entire Solar System. He's also a pretty bad father, a fact that comes back to bite him (fatally) when his daughter Alyse teams up with the Space Rangers to take him down.

Kids, amirite?

Wednesday, February 21, 2024

MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 456: KING BASCOM

(Mystic Comics v1 001, 1940)


King Bascom, the first foe faced by Dynamic Man, is nothing more than a grubby little capitalist pig. I almost forgot to write him and his land-grab scheme up due to disinterest.

Trouble is, while King Bascom is utterly uninteresting he is cocooned in a dense shell of interesting things: his land grab is aided by a drought that he himself is causing using a rain-prevention machine, he has anti-Dymanic Man weaponry and a deathtrap that involves both a descending ceiling and a flood of liquid nitrogen, he's a traitor and a scumbag and a sneering pompous ass and yet I can't bring myself to care about him enough to finish writing this.

Tuesday, February 20, 2024

MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 455: THE DEVIL OF THE DEEP

(Mystic Comics v1 001, 1940)

The Devil of the Deep AKA the Deep Sea Demon AKA the Water Ghost, like the Sea-Devil before him, is a fellow who dresses up in a modified diving suit in order to scare pearl divers away from a particular oyster bed.

Unlike the Sea-Devil, the Devil of the Deep costume is quite elaborate and convincing - you can't, for example, clearly see the breathing apparatus strapped to his back. He's also gone for a mermaid-style swimming setup, a frankly bold choice given that he's theoretically killing everyone who sees him - why not have use of your legs?

Also unlike the Sea-Devil, the Devil of the Deep has a pretty indefensible reason for his actions, in that he's trying to scare people away from the oyster bed because that's where all the evidence that he murdered his cousin in order to inherit the family fortune is. His lack of forward planning is everyone elses' problem, apparently.

(this is a good skeleton)

UPDATE May 2024: this story originally appeared in Centaur comic Funny Pages v2 001, 1937, with a less-fun colouring job. The monster suit was a very disappointing grey throughout.

Monday, February 19, 2024

MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 454: THE GREEN TERROR

(Mystic Comics v1 001, 1940)

The Green Terror gets off on the right foot with me, let me tell you. Sure he's a mysterious figure who sends goons out to kidnap healthy young New Yorkers for unknown but surely sinister purposes, but those goons are dressed in green costumes and drive around in a green car with a green smokescreen and if there's one thing I love, my friend, it's a villain who sticks to a theme.

The Green Terror is opposed by super-sleuth trio the Three Xs and well... I groused a while back about Marvel Comics fans constantly overwriting their own history and the Three Xs might just be the best recent example of that. Up until 2019 this was their only appearance and their entry on any given fan website probably read like that final panel: 1X is the leader, 2X the brains and 3X the muscle. Then Marvel Comics #1000 came out and did a really great, fun job of bringing together disparate and unconnected bits of Marvel Universe lore - the Three Xs were also the Scientists' Guild from the Human Torch's origin were also the Enclave who created Adam Warlock etc, and they were engaged in a generations-long scheme involving the Eternity Mask which was, it turns out, worn by everyone from the Operative to the Thunderer to the Masked Raider.

And like I said: this is all great! It's a fun way for a forgotten bit of comics lore to come back into focus! I just wish that there wasn't such a tendency for more recent information to overwrite what came before.

Grumbling aside, the Three Xs get jumped by a bunch of the Green Terror's goons, then track them to an ocean liner and get jumped again, leading to them being captured. On purpose, or so they claim.

(the Green Terror's lieutenant really going for it here "Ah! More guests for the blood feast!" indeed)

The blood feast in question involves draining the blood out of the kidnap victims in order to... inject? feed? it to this tall green hunk of jerky. Honestly, most information about the Green Terror is going to be speculative due to the fact that he's a classic blowhard of a villain who yammers on and on about how great he is. If you take him at his word he's an immortal superman who absorbs strength from the blood of his victims. On the face of the evidence, he's a green guy with a blood fetish. The truth lies somewhere in between.


Obviously any villain who can convincingly deliver the line "the Green Terror will always be the strongest man in the Universe!" about half a page before being punched out and apprehended is my kind of bad guy and should be BRUNG BACK post haste. Is he exactly the same or is he a withered green husk after 80-odd years in prison? Just how much blood will he steal and how much trash will he talk while doing so? I want to see it!

OR! Since the Three Xs eventually became the Enclave etc of Adam Warlock fame perhaps they acquired the Green Terror from the authorities as part of their research into superhumanity. He's floating in a tube in an abandoned lab right now after having his weird hair harvested to make cocoons or something and all he needs is for the right dummy to break in to steal the copper wiring to set him free!

Sunday, February 18, 2024

MINOR SUPER-HERO 050: THE BLUE BLAZE

(Mystic Comics v1 001, 1940)

Spencer Keen AKA the Blue Blaze is an interesting character. His origin for example has a couple of classic elements that were not yet classic at the time because it was 1940. Or rather it was 1852 because Spencer Keen is from the Past.

Costume: like Barbara Gordon twenty-odd years later, the reason that the Blue Blaze has a super-suit ready to go is that he was on the way to a costume party when his origin happened.

Origin: while the Blue Blaze is possibly the earliest super-hero to have the costume party outfit origin (and a cursory search turns up Miss Fury as the only other contender), the origin of his powers was probably already a cliche in the pulps. My Science Dad Made a Thing and I Got Powers From It has to be one of the all-time most common origins (particularly once Science Moms start getting equal representation) - heck, you could probably include Superman's origin in that category if you were feeling puckish.

Spencer Keen's Science Dad discovered a weird blue flame that killed whatever it touched, only for them to come back stronger after some time had passed. For slightly unclear reasons he had resolved to destroy this blue blaze (the name of the guy! that's where it's from!) but before he could do so a tornado ripped through the area. Spencer Keen was seemingly killed buy in actuality was blasted with blue flame.

(the tornado also ties into the origin of the Blue Blaze's costume, by the way. It killed so many people that they were all buried as quickly as possible, meaning that Keen went into the ground in fancy dress)

Spencer Keen hibernates in his coffin for 88 years, then emerges as the Blue Blaze when he is disturbed by graverobbers working for Professor Maluski. As the Blue Blaze, Keen is generically physically and mentally enhanced and invulnerable to small arms. He also has some degree of telepathic power - he passively absorbs knowledge about the world while in hibernation and has some sort of sense of where and when danger is afoot. Initially, the Blue Blaze operated as a regular-style super-hero with a secret lair, a laboratory and a cool car, but his last adventure introduced the very cool concept of him returning to the grave once he had dispensed justice upon some fools and then reemerging in a new location when he is needed once again.

I am honestly surprised that the Blue Blaze hasn't been BRUNG BACK in some capacity yet. Not only is he conceptually interesting with his whole "emerge from the grave to smite evil" gimmick but he's preloaded with an interesting state of being: a completely knowledgeable and up-to-date human whose social development stopped when he was early 20s at latest, in the 1850s. Rife with potential!

Saturday, February 17, 2024

MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 453: PROFESSOR MALUSKI

(Mystic Comics v1 001, 1941)


Professor Maluski is the first foe faced by the Blue Blaze after his hibernative period and while he has a lot of cool stuff (huge underground base full of crazy machines, gangster henchmen, a weird gem that flies under its own power and drags its target along in a tractor beam, etc) the real reason that he is getting his own entry rather than being tossed in the next Mad Science Round-Up is the same reason that the Blue Blaze was woken up by a couple of grave robbers: Professor Maluski is making science zombies.

And not just any science zombies! This is the only full-length view we get of any of them but it appears that they are in fact the upper thirds of human corpses, floating around on columns of light. Probably. It's a wild and eerie visual and a real shame that it's not highlighted more.

Professor Maluski of course learns too late that you gotta build in a few more safeguards when constructing an army of the undead, as his control unit is smashed in a fight with the Blue Blaze and he is killed in the subsequent zombie rampage. I could take or leave the professor himself, but his science zombie tech is so neat that I demand that it be BRUNG BACK by some enterprising young villain - we're overdue for a take on urban exploration that involves old super-villain lairs.

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