Thursday, November 16, 2023

MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 375: HALDANE THE SORCERER

(More Fun Comics 063, 1941)


Haldane the Sorcerer has no backstory in-comic, so I'm going to be making some assumptions here. Assumption Number 1: since he first comes to light at society party that is also attended by Dr Fate pal Inza Cramer I am going to assume that he is part of the same New York/ New England social set as her, as opposed to some sort of party crasher. 

Assumption Number 2: Haldane is a hobbyist. He is a rich guy who has managed to buy his way into learning, artifacts and power. He obviously has the magic skills to, for instance, turn someone to stone or rig up a voodoo doll to kill them in three days, but he lacks all sense of the practical. As an example: why the heck does he deploy his scheme in the middle of a party attended by none other than Dr Fate's main squeeze? Because he's never done anything like this before.


Let me elaborate on his scheme to underline my point: Haldane is after the hidden treasure of the Jeromes, hidden deep in secret passages below their manor and thought by all to be a mere legend. He has discovered the location of the treasure via scrying. All of his spells seem to be status effect curses - surely the best way to go about things would be to sneak in, maybe curse someone to send them to the hospital? Not running into the middle of a party throwing curses left and right - amateur move.


To cap it all off, when things start going off the rails Haldane decides to summon a cosmic horror (that, yes, looks a lot like a big bald lug). It's a wild overreaction that doesn't even solve his problems - it just scares that poor lady!


Anyway, Dr Fate socks him one and he flies into the sea. An ignominious end for a mighty sorcerer.

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