(Fantastic Comics 004, 1940)
Kilgor is a roboticist with a simple 5-step plan for success and world domination:
1. develop a giant super-robot on an isolated Pacific island.
2. ally with generic fascist dictator Rigo in order to acquire the industrial might required to manufacture your robot en mass.
3. Once Rigo decides that you are surplus to requirements and tries to eliminate you and claim the robot army for himself, turn the tables on him and take the reins of power from his cold dead hands. Kilgor is now the dictator.
4. March your robot army across Europe in a bloody wave of conquest until they are destroyed by Samson. Hold on, wait.
5. Get the tar whaled out of both you and your master robot by Samson, then make a minor miscalculation while attempting to rebuild your creation that results in it crushing you to death.
I feel like this plan needed a failsafe in case of super-heroes.
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