Tuesday, December 24, 2024

MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 688: THE HUNCHBACK HORROR

(Pep Comics 004, 1940)

We open on Inspector Bentley in the midst of a cocktail party to celebrate the engagement of his friend the Earl of Crackenthorpe. By way of entertainment, the Earl recounts the legend of the Crackenthorpe Curse: a thousand years ago, the progenitor of the Crackenthorpe line made his fortune the old-fashioned way, by summoning a demon and asking it for riches. Ever since, the brides-to-be of the heirs to the Crackenthorpe title must present themselves to the demon in a particular room in Crackenthorpe Manor, leading many of them to die of fright.


All this talk of ancient spooky customs activates fiance Lady Brenda's plucky nature and she marches upstairs to present herself. Suddenly, a scream! Is the demon real? Lord Crackenthorpe charges to the rescue and when the dust clears, the demon is gone and the Earl is dead. Murder most foul! 

Inspector Bentley quickly ascertains the major suspects: fiance Lady Brenda, brother and new earl Lionel Crackenthorpe, butler Wiggins and monocled cousin Osbert Beal.


After a bit of running around, it turns out that Osbert was the culprit all along, despite not being in line for the Earldom. Not in line, that is, unless the only other claimant was executed for the murder of his brother. It wasn't much of a plan but it came close to working - if only Inspector Bentley hadn't been on the case. Lady Brenda gets engaged to the newest Earl in a somewhat mercenary move and everyone by Osbert lives happily ever after.

(burning question: the demon-introduction tradition hadn't been followed for centuries, according to the Earl. So how did Osbert know that he could take advantage of it as part of his scheme? He wasn't shown among the collection of upper-class twits haw-hawing and egging Lady Brenda on... was he just improvising?)

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