(National Comics 003, 1940)
Cyclone is an extremely minor Quality Comics future spaceman hero of the year 3000 who, in National Comics 001, participates in a competition between the planets of the solar system to see which one gets to colonize the newly discovered planet Vito. He wins of course, and the remainder of his four appearances are spent dealing with various threats to the new colony, including at least one civilization native to the planet, because colonialism. Do they leave once they realize that the planet is not, in fact, free real estate? Reader, they do not.
But enough interpreting space opera through a historical lens, check out Cyclone's sky skis, possibly the greatest personal flight device in the history of sci fi: little planes that you strap to your feet! And as a bonus, what is possibly the most appetizing food pill I have ever seen.
Cyclone's explorations are interrupted when he and his paramour Joy Sue Mary stumble upon an ancient, Ancient Egyptian style tomb, remnant of yet another civilization endemic to this uninhabited, ready-to-colonize planet. Even more troubling: the tomb's occupant is not a mummy but Amnozo, a living man! He's been waiting for people to show up so that he could... rule them? It's a bit unclear.
What is clear is that Amnozo is pulling the classic Creep's Gambit of attempting to kill off the male protagonist so that he can capture and "romance" (or in this case "marry") the female protagonist - we've seen it all a thousand times before. This is however a very nice rendition of the crushy room style of deathtrap.
Amnozo fold like a house of cards once Cyclone's troops show up to see what happened to him, despite a last-ditch attempt to roast them all with sick blue flame. What an achievement: waiting 4000 years only to end up rotting in whatever repurposed woodshed Cyclone's colonial government is using as a jail just because you couldn't not be a horrible creep to the first woman you saw.
Also: does Amnozo's loincloth not have a back?
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