Monday, February 6, 2023

MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 237: CZAR THE UNKILLABLE MAN

(Flash Comics v1 007, 1940)


Like Echo or Hugo Strange's Monster Men before him, Czar the Unkillable Man is arguably less a super-villain than a tool created by a super-villain, but where's the fun in listing a buncha guys named Dr Samuels and Professor Tompkins or in this case Boris Nickaloff?


Nickaloff is a bit of a mystery - he creates Czar by sculpting a complete human body - inside and out - out of "plasm-clay" and then shocking it to life with a shot of adrenaline. Is this meant to be mad science? Magic? A modern day Pygmalion story? No clues are given. Probably science if the adrenaline is any hint, but I prefer to think it's reality-bending mad art.

Nickaloff gets Czar to rob some banks and kill a bunch of people, and it's here that he maybe turn out to be a bit less of a tool than old Echo after all, as he sets about his rampages with  a bit more gusto than is required. He also kidnaps Shiera Sanders in a fit of man-monster horniness, which is both telling and gross.


Hawkman of course can't let such wanton killing and reallocation of funds stand, and he eventually stumbles upon the Unkillable Man's weakness: he still has to breathe. To be clear, he stumbles upon it because Nickaloff repeatedly states that it is Czar's only weakness in a loud, clear voice, which favour Hawkman repays by killing the both of them via a set of bolas to the neck.

(as seen above, Hawkman initially thinks that he is dealing with a vampire rather than a living statue and I must say that I love this kind of thing much much more than when the hero jumps to a wild conclusion that is correct. Keep up the dumbass guesses, Hawkman!)


As an addendum, an honour! Hawkman gets a vote of thanks from the banks!

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