Showing posts with label Golden Arrow. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Golden Arrow. Show all posts

Thursday, January 22, 2026

GENERIC COSTUMED VILLAIN ROUND-UP 035

Not every villain is super and they must learn to accept that.

Miguel Greeze

He may just be a regular style crooked gambler looking to murder Golden Arrow in order to win a bet, but Miguel Greeze here is decked out in too good a costume to just ignore. Plus it's impressive that he can make his legs go like that. (Whiz Comics 023, 1941)

Konrad Schtienker


Fascist assassin Konrad Schtienker is all-in on a tobacco product theme: he uses a tobacco shop as his HQ, kills government agents via packets of the ominously-named Blood-Tipped brand cigarettes (not that the cigarettes do the killing - they just serve as a way to release a mosquito containing a serum that compels fatal bouts of sleepwalking into the targets' rooms) and even employs single-shot cigar guns to get out of jams. Too bad for him that Spy Smasher doesn't smoke. (Whiz Comics 023, 1941)

Black Rufus


There are three things to note about this fellow:

1. His name is Black Rufus. It's much more charming than menacing.

2. I like his look. The hunched posture combined with the mantle/poncho/thing give him a real vulture-like air.

3. He is the only villain faced by one-hit wonder the Rainbow, which I always find endearing. Did he ever get out of jail and take his revenge? We shall never know. (The Arrow 003, 1941)

the Leader

It's time for yet another Nazi spymaster named the Leader! This Leader is a fellow named Phil Rogers, and he's after a new super-bomb developed by one Professor Andrews for the US military, while wearing what I would describe as a charmingly homemade-looking hood if it didn't have a swastika on the forehead. He fails of course, because he is entirely unprepared to deal with a completely invisible Solar, Master of Magic. (Captain Aero Comics 001, 1941)

Saturday, January 3, 2026

MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 908: THE RATTLER

(Whiz Comics 022, 1941)


As we join the action, a passing stranger informs us and also Golden Arrow that the Rattler has broken jail! And he's handing out calling cards! 


Turns out that the Rattler, notorious outlaw of the West, is out to get the men who served on the jury at his trial (and, we must assume, the judge and prosecutor as well), and he's being impressively proactive about it: the above scene takes place the morning after he breaks jail and he has already killed nine members of the jury.



After the unnamed sheriff's deputy quits in the face of the Rattler's murderous machinations, Golden Arrow signs up for the job and is immediately pinned down by a hail of bullets. Bullets which are then revealed to be yet another calling card-type image! For an Old West character, the Rattler is surprisingly brand-conscious.


The Rattler's industriousness turns out to include planning super-hero contingency plans: by the time Golden Arrow gets ready to pursue and apprehend him, the villain's men have already made off not only with Golden Arrow's horse White Wind but his ladyfriend Carol Braddock. And he arranges for Golden Arrow to be attacked by a (jumping!) rattlesnake - more brand consciousness.



I'm almost sad that the Rattler falls for Golden Arrow's subsequent trap. He was doing so well! There's a lesson here that I can't quite articulate - perhaps something about the path of revenge laying even the most clever among us low. In any case, it's back to jail for the Rattler, which will give him more time to come up with an even more extensive revenge list.

JUDGE AND JURY REVENGE KILLER SCORE: 9/15+

Sunday, December 28, 2025

MINOR SUPER-HERO ROUND-UP 069

Mostly, but not all, updates. 

Ibis the Invincible **UPDATE**:

1941 sees Ibis the Invincible's omnipotence tempered a bit via a slight limitation that is added to the Ibistick: it is not directly able to affect things created by or otherwise powered by evil magic, and it might not work at all in overtly magical areas such as a giant's floating castle.

This is balanced out somewhat by the fact that it gives Ibis the chance to demonstrate his lateral thinking skills by indirectly affecting these things, whether it be with a right hook or a summoned Egyptian god. (Whiz Comics 016, 1941)

the Lieutenant Marvels:



The Lieutenant Marvels are also the members of the Billy Batson Club, being three other kids with the name Billy Batson who all gather in New York Fawcett City to... share the pain of having the same name as a media figure with the figure in question? I guess that's what they were doing? Turns out they all get along well enough to form a club, and to distinguish themselves they all choose a nickname: the lanky Westerner becomes Tall Billy, the squat Brooklynite is Fat Billy, the Southerner chooses to be Hill Billy and the famous one is acclaimed as Real Billy. This is the sort of nicknaming system that seems fine when you're thirteen but can really fester over the years.

The meetup is not all about comparing names and making friend, however, because these guys all have access to the comic books from our universe somehow and as such they all know about the link between yelling "SHAZAM!" while being named Billy Batson and becoming Captain Marvel, BUT ALSO are surprised when Real Billy does so and transforms. It's a real pickle how they might have most of the info but not that last piece - perhaps the comics in this world that will eventually be designated Earth-S posit that Billy summons Captain Marvel by yelling for him. 



Thanks to some name-based misunderstandings, the four all end up being captured by Dr Sivana and his group the Vengeful Four and tied to a deathtrap loud enough that all four Billys need to shout together to get the SHAZAM through to the lightning dispatcher. Surprisingly, the "any Billy Batson yelling SHAZAM = Captain Marvel" idea that they all had in their heads was accurate, and they all transform into equivalently powerful super-beings, with a ready-made names that are not actually used until their second appearance: Tall Marvel, Fat Marvel and Hill Marvel.

(I have to admit here that I had for many years thought that the "Lieutenant" in Lieutenant Marvels was like when a villain's top guy is called their lieutenant, like these guys are Captain Marvel's helpers. I just now realized that it is in fact a straight military hierarchy joke) 

The Lieutenant Marvels show up now and then to this day when Captain Marvel needs three other guys to help him do something, but given that they debut just a few months before Captain Marvel Jr and a year and a bit before Mary Marvel, their services aren't as in-demand as one might expect.  (Whiz Comics 021, 1941) 

Golden Arrow **Update**

Though as previously noted the Golden Arrow strip essentially switched from a Modern West to Old West setting after about two or three issues, there has always been a bit of ambiguity as to the specific century the action was taking place in. Though some might point to the presence of a working stagecoach system or other anachronisms in earlier issues as evidence that Golden Arrow was firmly Old West, I have been burned before and it took something like this declaration of the train as a new-fangled arrival to convince me that the comic wasn't suddenly going to feature Nazi fifth columnists. (Whiz Comics 021, 1941)

the Arrow **Update**



The Arrow finally gets an alter ego in his final comic book appearance, and it's US Intelligence agent Ralph Payne. Is this an improvement over being an unnamed giant of a man? I leave that as an exercise for the reader. He also gets a more conventional super-hero cowl mask (with just a hint of the visible hairline that made his fellow Centaur character the Fantom of the Fair look so distinctive) and some cool boots at the same time. (The Arrow 003, 1941)

Sunday, December 14, 2025

REAL PERSON ROUND-UP 020

Where would comic books be without real people, after all?

Easter Island


Lance O'Casey and his pal Dan'l Doom fight some wreckers on Easter island, and while I can't tell if the place saw enough ship traffic in the 1940s to make shipwrecking a profitable enterprise, I will say that the concept of Lance and Dan'l just casually passing by one of the most isolated islands in the Pacific Ocean while travelling from place to place is an eyebrow raiser.

The whole Easter Island aspect of the adventure honestly seems to just be a bit of set dressing, but I sure do love these extremely flat moai statues.(Whiz Comics 013, 1941) 

Fort Knox


As "Fort Gnox," robbed by Dr Sivana. (Whiz Comics 014, 1940)

FDR


Spy Smasher saves the president from being assassinated by probable-Nazi spy the Dark Angel, leading to what I can only interpret as a very awkward meeting between the two. (Spy Smasher 001, 1941) 

Fiorello La Guardia (Not)


Wow Comics 004 features not one but two mayors who are not Fiorello La Guardia in comics previously established to be set in New York City. I'd say poor guy for not getting elected in two different versions of Earth-S but neither of these guys are exactly having a good time. (Wow Comics 004, 1941)

Harry "A" Chesler

The Zip Comics 007 Steel Sterling story involves a crooked moneylending firm called the Uwana Loan Company, and here we see the door of that company with H. "A" C. listed as president. Comic book publisher Harry "A" Chesler was a decent boss as far as I can tell, so once and future Chesler employee/ "Steel Sterling" scribe Charles Biro is probably indulging in some classic comic book yuk-em-ups here rather than a trenchant skewering. (Zip Comics 007, 1940) 

Henry L. Stimson

US Secretary of State. As "Secretary Simpson," almost gets assassinated and mummified by the Black Thorn. (America's Greatest Comics 001, 1941) 

J Edgar Hoover:

As "FBI Chief Doover" almost gets assassinated by the Ghost. (am greatest 001 1941)

Ken Crawford


The Mask adopts a reporter alias as part of an attempt to find out the Spy Smasher's secret identity, and there is no doubt in my mind that "Crawf Kenford" is a classic syllable-flip reference to venerable political correspondent Ken Crawford. (Whiz Comics 013, 1941)

Mort Meskin

You have to squint to read it, but that red sign says "M. Meskin, Fish" on it. (Zip Comics 007, 1940)

William Tell


Golden Arrow plays William Tell in a local school pageant, with love interest Carol Braddock as the apple-headed son. (Whiz Comics 012, 1941) 

Thursday, October 2, 2025

MINOR SUPER-HERO ROUND-UP 062

We're awash in minor super-heroes! 

Golden Arrow


Golden Arrow has a more convoluted origin than an Western hero has any right to, but I'll do my best to summarize it without one million images. He is Roger Parsons, whose father, Professor Paul Parsons, develops advanced ballooning technology just before WWI breaks out and determines to test it out before donating it to the US government. To that end, he bundles his wife and infant son into a balloon and sets out on a cross-country voyage that turns out to have been a bit too well-publicized, because he is shot down by the villainous Brand Braddock while passing over the Western deserts. While Brand squirrels away Parsons' technology until the day he can safely sell it on, the infant Roger is found by a prospector named Nugget Ned, who raises him as his own son.


Life in the West suits Roger, and he grows up to be a physical paragon, a crack shot with the bow and arrow (with which he uses impractical but iconic golden-headed arrows, and yes, I do believe there is a story in which a crook goes around committing minor crimes in order to profit from gathering them up afterward) and a superb horseman on his faithful steed White Wind. Nugget Ned eventually dies of being Old, but passes on the truth of Roger's parentage before he goes. Roger then takes back the ballooning technology from Brand (plus his twin sons Bronk and Brute) and donates it to the US Government. Along the way, he kind of falls into being a Western vigilante.

Golden Arrow is also one of my classic examples of a character egregiously transitioning from the Modern to the Old West, since he is so firmly established as being in the present from the start. As usual, it's not easy to pin down exactly when it happens, but it does. (Whiz Comics 002, 1940)

UPDATE 1941 

Spy Smasher:


Spy Smasher is Alan Armstrong, a wealthy Virginia playboy who battles espionage threats to American democracy. He uses both his geographic proximity to Washington DC (via his Virginia estate) and his engagement to Eve Corby (daughter of Naval intelligence officer and eventual Chief of the US Secret Service Admiral Corby) to keep abreast of just what those threats might be and then sally forth to punch them in the face - smashing them, if you will.

Though this setup might at first seem to be a recipe for a comic about a hero battling an endless series of nondescript men in suits, it is in fact the complete opposite, as Spy Smasher only smashes the most eccentric and flamboyant of spies, starting with the Mask, who does, yes, wear a suit most of the time, but trust me on this. He's nutty.

Something that I had forgotten about Spy Smasher is that they were extremely coy about his identity for the first year or so. It's not a particularly mysterious mystery, as Armstrong is literally the only suspect and there is some allusion to the reader being able to figure it out.. They do make an attempt to imply that Armstrong could be the Mask, but there's a period where Eve Corby knows the secret while the reader theoretically does not at I gotta assume that she would put 2 and 2 together if Spy Smasher was not Armstrong but Armstrong was still mysteriously sneaking off just before Spy Smasher and the Mask had a scrap. Basically what I'm saying is that this comic needed more white guys.

Spy Smasher's main bit of crime espionage-fighting technology is the Gyrosub (also Gyro-sub, Gyro Sub), a compact vehicle that combines the functions of a car, an airplane, a boat and a submarine and has a wide array of deployable weapons and technology as the story demands them. (Whiz Comics 002, 1940)

UPDATES

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Doctor Voodoo



Jungle heroes are all kind of samey: they fall into a few broad archetypes and have variably racist adventures in an abstract Jungle that frequently feels simultaneously Asian, African and South American (and indeed one of Doctor Voodoo's own adventures involves Arab slavers raiding the Amazon from a very Sahara-like desert*). What is remarkable about Hal "Doctor Voodoo" Carey here is how he is both a white child who grew up in the jungle and excelled at jungle skills beyond his native peers and also simultaneously a magic white man from far away who brings modern science and medicine to the wilderness. How is this? Why, it is because the comic treats being a white guy as a kind of magical property that Hal has, and so even though he has never left the Amazon and learned all of his medicine from observing his father and reading his old textbooks, Hal identifies as and acts as an American doctor throughout the series.

Hal practices his medicine among the Blanca, a tribe of "White Indians", which is a term that I think originated in the pulps and is basically meaningless except to signal to the reader that the Blancas can be viewed as fully human. They are also the ones who give him the name "Doctor Voodoo" after deciding that his medical knowledge is magical in nature. Which I guess that it kind of is, given my earlier assertions. Annoying! (Whiz Comics 007, 1940)

*this happens in Whiz Comics 017 if you're interested 

Maxinya the Heaven-Woman



Doctor Voodoo's companion/ love interest is Maxinya, the Heaven Woman, who is yet another kind of jungle hero in that she was abandoned when her explorer parents were seemingly killed in the collapse of an ancient temple and subsequently raised by jaguars. She can talk the language of jaguars and has jungle life down but ends up not having a lot to due because the focus is on Hal and he is the kind of misogynistic 40s hero who inists that adventure is no place for a lady.



Not enough time is spent on the fact that Maxinya's companion Jappa is a jaguar who is large enough to carry two adult humans on his back, who communicates with Maxinya and later Doctor Voodoo in an actual spoken language, with words. I feel like there's a story there. (Whiz Comics 007, 1940)



(it only comes up once, so I wouldn't necessarily call it an essential part of his character, but here's Doctor Voodoo engaging in Blanca Death Combat against his arch-foe Okoro)

UPDATE 1941 - Dr Voodoo is flung back in time. 

MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 989: THE ARTIST

(Jackpot Comics 004, 1941) An otherwise-unnamed portraitist, the Artist finds himself down on his luck because he refuses to flatter his cli...