Sunday, September 1, 2024

MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 601: THE THINKER

(Fantastic Comics 004, 1940) 


After a couple of stories worth of interruptions, Space Smith and Dianna either finished the Brain off between issues or they and/or Fletcher Hanks forgot that he was an immanent threat to life on Earth because this issue finds them following a mysterious radio signal to sight-see a rare gold comet as it passes by the moon.

Instead of watching the comet on its flyby, Space and Dianna are hit with a ray that disables their spaceship before being drawn to the surface. There they find themselves the captives of the Thinker and his army of headless goons. And here let me say that while it is not great that the Thinker's only stated goal is to acquire Dianna as his "Empress-Goddess", there is a clarity of purpose there that is a bit refreshing after seeing so many villains attempt to wed unwilling women as a mere opportunistic afterthought.


Whether the Thinker had greater plans or if getting married to a woman and keeping her in a "flame-girdled Cage of Solitude" was his only goal in life will have to go unanswered because he learns the same hard lesson as so many other big-headed creeps in comics do: all of your big-head smart plans can be undone in an instant by some thoughtless violence. 

RIP the Thinker: you should have controlled for muscleheads.

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