Sunday, September 8, 2024

MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 608: KING KELPA

(Fantastic Comics 005, 1940)

Sub Saunders needs to investigate a series of sunken ships, so he has his fiance Peg given the same treatment as he got from the great "oceantalogist" Professor Foama so that they are both amphibious and can go on missions together. This is wildly progressive for a Golden (or Silver, or a lot of Bronze) Age comic book hero! They're usually more likely to toe the "this is too dangerous for a woman" line - it's probably because Sub Saunders is from the year 10 000.


Somewhat predictably at this point, the problem stems from an irascible undersea ruler with a vaguely nautical name, in this case one King Kelpa. Unlike the rest of the sub-oceanic peoples from earlier Sub Saunders stories, Kelpa and the inhabitants of his unnamed city are actually amphibious, a huge advantage to people living at the bottom of the ocean! Flush with feelings of superiority, he has decided to invade the surfave world, where his people will have no advantage over regular soldiers. Problem is, he doesn't actually know anything about the surface world and so has been sinking ships in hopes of getting intel, but up until Sub and Peg showed up all he got was a bunch of drowned sailors. What luck for him to encounter the only two amphibious surface dwellers!

Only not so much. Sub Saunders defeats Kelpa's pet swordfish, snaps off its bill and stabs him to death with it, then bombs his city for good measure.

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