(Fantastic Comics 008, 1940)
The Emerald Men of Asperus live on an asteroid (named Asperus, natch), and I'm pretty sure that their plan is to move the Earth to the Asteroid Belt so that they can easily enslave as many Earthlings as they want, but it's a bit hard to grok because the way the Emerald Men talk makes it plausible that they don't know how the Solar System works. Like, it's possible that they don't know that Earth and Asperus orbit the same star? This is all further complicated by the fact that the Emerald Men kind of look like the Chad of Virgin/Chad meme fame. None of them actually do that super floppy walk of his but you can see it happening in a Fletcher Hanks comic and it's distracting.
Stardust the Super Wizard of course is on this plan immediately. Stealing and enslaving a whole planet? Not on his watch.
Once Stardust stops the Emerald Men's original barrage of planetary-control gas missiles, they make the unusual and very confident decision to attempt to tackle him head-on. And it seems like they might actually be a credible threat: 15-20 muscular dudes with a similar level of outlandish technology to his? AND they're ray-proof, an amazing thing to be when you're taking on Stardust "I have a ray for every occasion" the Super Wizard.
But no, even without his signature rays Stardust is still something like twice the size of the average Emerald Man and he swiftly uppercuts every single on of them into submission.
Even their last-ditch effort, involving anti-star-metal acid bombs designed to destroy the suit that houses most of Stardust's power, fizzles due to the playground logic of Super Wizard stories as he merely emits a cloud of acid-proof dust to explode them before they reach him.
The Emerald Men get off pretty easy for Stardust foes, particularly now that we know that being frozen but conscious forever is an option. They and their asteroid home are merely banished to the far reaches of space. A comparative mercy!
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