(Superworld Comics 003, 1940)
Buzz "the Invisible Avenger" Allen and Will "also invisible but has no special name" Lawrence are taking an Alaskan vacation with some of the reward money they have earned via vigilantism (and it's nice to see a variation on super-hero morality now and then - someone has to be accepting awards when offered, surely) when they, hard-core radio amateurs that they are, pick up a panicked broadcast from nearby. Making their way to the location, they find the man who sent the distress call dead and surrounded by weird ribbons of light.
Finding that the light ribbons are solid, Buzz and Will make the amazing and completely understandable decision to grab onto them as they fly off, and end up being whisked even further North to a hidden city in the ancient Greek style.
The lads attempt to bluff the city's ruler, Phatso, with a bit of the old "cower before us for we are wizards" gag, but it turns out that this isn't a primitive hidden city but a technologically advanced one, and a little bit of invisibility tech isn't going to get so much as a shiver out of them. They also learn that Phatso is using the light ribbons to kill people and siphon the information from their minds in preparation for a full-scale Atlantean (did I mention that the city represents the remnants of sunken Atlantis?) invasion of the United States. The boys are unceremoniously paralysis-rayed and tossed in the clink.
I really like Phatso's villain patter, by the by. "I am Phatso, great, clever ruler of Atlantis. I can speak in any tongue and I am 212 years old!" is a terrific introduction. I just with his name wasn't an as-far-as-I-can-tell purposeless pun, because it is annoying.
Buzz and Will escape of course, and immediately blow up the machines that make Arctic Atlantis habitable by humans, with the wild justification that only the old people will die off and thus Atlantean civilization will be improved. Is this the morality of a hero who takes the reward cheques? Is this what I was asking for!!??
(this is also part of a bit of a recurring theme in stories from Superworld Comics of "inflicting mass casualties" as a standard part of the heroic arsenal - the other examples are all from human vs alien stories that fall a bit outside of my self-imposed purview and so won't be showing up here, but I assure you that it is there and it leaves a bit of a bad taste in your mouth once you recognize it)
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