A more fantastical bunch of genericos than usual! How fun!
Benjie Frazier:
This mysterious cloaked figure hires femme fatale Sonia, aka Princess Cleo, to help him drive all of the inhabitants out of "center of New York society" Formal Park (99% certain that this is a substitution for former real-life society hub Tuxedo Park). To that end, the pair deploy such tools as squads of hooded goons, a mysteriously appearing brand to indicate that their victims have suffered "the Pharaoh's Curse", and a drug that drives regular people into a murderous frenzy.
Things come to a head when the socially prominent Dudley "Mr Satan" Bradshaw and his scornful love interest Doris O'Day are invited out to a Formal Park event and end up unmasking their host Benjie Frazier as the mastermind behind the scheme. And just why has he been murdering people in such elaborate ways? A damn land grab, the most boring possible motivation for supercrime. He wanted to get rich by selling land to the state for a reservoir, folks. Shaking my damn head over here. (Zip Comics 008, 1940)
Unnamed Brain-in-Jar Men:
Another cover illustration with no bearing on the story inside - very very sad. Are these headless men with their brains in little glass backpacks the creations of a mad scientist? Some sore of weird aliens? A transhumanist mafia? We shall never know. (Zip Comics 009, 1940)
the Lion-Man:
This were-lion is remarkable not only for being in the Amazon (which I can only assume is way out of its natural range if we can apply such concepts to supernatural beings) but also because it only appears in the first half of a six-page story as an unrelated distraction while some crooks to steal diamonds from Doctor Voodoo's home village. Just tremendous disrespect on the writer's part for the gravity of a lycanthropic* foe. (Whiz Comics 014, 1941)
*yes I'm aware that the lycan part of the word is referring specifically to wolves but I'm being lazy about my language, okay? The footnote is still lazy because most of the words in it are short.
Queen Zoe:
Queen Zoe is the ruler of a lost kingdom called El Casa del Oro deep in the Amazon whose culture appears to be a mixture of Inca and Conquistador and who is not overtly evil but who for instance threatens to throw someone into a volcano for interfering in her proposed seduction of Dr Voodoo.
Queen Zoe's secret is that she is actually thousands of years old thanks to the fact that she has the Fountain of Youth in her basement. She tries to sweeten her seduction of Dr Voodoo with the promise of eternal life but the Fountain is evidently a big prude because it chooses to stop working the exact second that Zoe makes her pitch and instead of getting some action she instead crumbles to dust. (Whiz Comics 015, 1941)
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