Sunday, July 20, 2025

DIVINE ROUND-UP 008

Some more dubious theology for you. 

the Stone Tablet:


The pompous jackasses at the British Archaeological Club really get Mr Mystic's goat when they treat the theories of his friend Doctor Gadasky like trash, so he does the only sensible thing and uses his magic to travel back to 1 000 000 CE to see for himself. Gadasky claims that Cro-Magnons had a religion based around the worship of a stone tablet, and wouldn't you know it, he's right!

Mr Mystic's jaunt through time is about as well-considered as those things normally are, and he ends up causing the deaths of two Cro-Magnons, including the Stone Tablet's keeper, plus the loss of the Tablet itself in a quicksand pit, which is a boon for Gadasky, as he is able to dig it up in the present and prove his theories. Take that, establishment jerks!

Speaking of those theories, just where did they come from? Is the fact that Gada, the Stone Tablet's guardian, is a dead ringer for Gadasky and that Gadasky carries an echo of the wound that killed Gada (reptile-bird beak to the skull) on his flesh an indication that the Tablet posesses some measure of actual power? Could be!

God style: idol (the Spirit Section, 8 December, 1940)

Oona, the Angry God

Oona is the Angry God, a generically sinister Asian deity who requires the sacrifice of a good English girl now and then. Inspector Dayton is of course having none of that, particularly as the sacrifice happens to be his love interest Wini. Oona worship in England is ended at the barrel of a gun.

God style: idol (Jumbo Comics 022, 1940) 

Orga


In a near-deserted lost city of gold, Sheena, Queen of the Jungle and her paramour Bob Reynolds come across an unnamed mad king and his court of trained gorillas. The King has been sacrificing travellers (and implicitly his own people, leading to the city's depleted population) to his gods. I can only assume that the fantastic idol behind the king's throne is a representation of Orga, the only god mentioned by name. 

God style: idol (Jumbo Comics 009, 1939) 

Orta the Sun-God



Captured and sentenced to death by a Peruvian tribe, Marvelo, Monarch of Magicians pulls a variant on the old "we are divine beings, you primitives" gag by transforming his companion into a fireball. Is Orta the Sun-God something that Marvelo makes up on the spot or is he exploiting these (admittedly inhospitable) people's extant beliefs? We shall never know.

God style: fake (Big-Shot Comics 014, 1941) 

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